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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

We have a new candidate - Cabbage Head!

We have a new candidate in the presidential race - Cabbage Head!

7 Comments:

At Tue Feb 05, 01:01:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: C'mon, can't you vote a man with a CABBAGE FOR A HEAD!
At Tue Feb 05, 01:42:00 PM, Splotchy said...: He'll go for the sympathy vote, until everyone realizes he's rotten to the core (does cabbage have a core?).
At Thu Feb 07, 01:19:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Comrade Kevin: Something of an improvement on our present CEO president, if you ask me.

Splotchy: Rotten to the core? He's a shoe in!

Distributorcap: Yes, he shall be appreciated - with salad dressing and croutons.
At Thu Feb 07, 06:50:00 PM, Batocchio said...: Great series, that was.

And hey! He can go up against the guy in the Reagan mask!
At Fri Feb 08, 08:12:00 AM, Anonymous said...: He has the gravitas of Hellary and rhetorical skills of O'Bummer. I like it!
At Fri Feb 08, 10:20:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Batocchio: Ha! I had not seen that strip yet. That's great!

Lamb Cannon: I take it that you are voting for McCain?
At Mon Feb 11, 09:16:00 PM, Tommy Korioth said...: You can't get Cabbage head. I regret to inform you that he was shot in the cabbage, creating a fountain of cole slaw.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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