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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Happy Underpants Give You Double Protection!

15 Comments:

At Tue Feb 05, 12:22:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Oh, to have had this information aeons ago! With double protection, I wouldn't have rugrats driving me insane and could be putting my time to better use by getting drunk.
At Tue Feb 05, 01:01:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: My, my, my. Your candidacy is so powerfully strong. I feel I shall catch the vapors.
At Tue Feb 05, 06:30:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: i knew those underpants sitting near the voting booth were strategically placed
At Tue Feb 05, 07:12:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: Got to be better than whatever Mitt is wearing.
At Tue Feb 05, 07:55:00 PM, Fran said...: Thought criminal is so right. Double underpants is always preferable to Mormon-knickers!
At Wed Feb 06, 07:37:00 AM, Swinebread said...: No primary here :(
At Wed Feb 06, 10:25:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: My briefs were decidedly unhappy so I switched to boxers. I find Spongebob print to be the happiest I've tried, but I'm still experimenting.
At Wed Feb 06, 11:42:00 AM, Evil Spock said...: With your simian nature, Evil Spock expected you to be endorsing a banana hammock as opposed to boxers.
At Wed Feb 06, 03:17:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Wait, we were supposed to wear underpants today?

Why didn't anyone tell me?
At Wed Feb 06, 08:30:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: I've heard of underpants that have carbon filters in the rear for gaseous eminations. Not that I need them or anything.

Honest.
At Thu Feb 07, 01:15:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Comrade Kevin: Ha! He who smelt it dealt it!

Distributorcap: Just part of our marketing campaign!

ThoughtCriminal: Right now he seems to be wearing egg on his face.

FranIAm: Double your pleasure, double your Happy Underpants!

Swinebread: Have no fear, someday your primary will come.

Dean Wormer: Spongebob is way cool!

Evil Spock: Your knowledge of the nature of simians is clearly lacking, Evil Spock. A banana hammock is constraining, whereas Dr. Zaius must swing freely.

MWB's World: I alerted the media. Didn't you see it on CNN?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Hey! Where can I get a pair of those?
At Thu Feb 07, 06:47:00 PM, Batocchio said...: When my underpants get too happy, it's normally time to change them. ;-)
At Thu Feb 07, 11:45:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: No wonder your underpants are happy - they have many heart-ons.
At Fri Feb 08, 10:17:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Batocchio: Hmm... A wise decision, Batocchio.

GETkristiLOVE: Ha! Good one. I may steal that line!
At Mon Feb 11, 09:15:00 PM, Tommy Korioth said...: Dr. Zaius,

I sympathize with your people pestilence problem.

I love your site! Mainly because apes do not kill ape. Your article about these damn Banana Splits brought back a torrent of memories. How stoned were Sid & Marty Kroft? Anyway, I’m pretty sure this is what gave me epilepsy.

I’ve already included your site onto my blogs. . .

Basked of Puppies
http://fluffer-union.blogspot.com/

&
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http://leftorama.blogspot.com/

&

My Schadenfrueden Guru - so you won’t have to
http://schadenfreudenguru.blogspot.com/

Keep up the good writing.

Sincerely,

T. Korioth

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