Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Happy Underpants Give You Double Protection!


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At Tue Feb 05, 12:22:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh, to have had this information aeons ago! With double protection, I wouldn't have rugrats driving me insane and could be putting my time to better use by getting drunk.

At Tue Feb 05, 01:01:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

My, my, my. Your candidacy is so powerfully strong. I feel I shall catch the vapors.

At Tue Feb 05, 06:30:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i knew those underpants sitting near the voting booth were strategically placed

At Tue Feb 05, 07:12:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

Got to be better than whatever Mitt is wearing.

At Tue Feb 05, 07:55:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Thought criminal is so right. Double underpants is always preferable to Mormon-knickers!

At Wed Feb 06, 07:37:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

No primary here :(

At Wed Feb 06, 10:25:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

My briefs were decidedly unhappy so I switched to boxers. I find Spongebob print to be the happiest I've tried, but I'm still experimenting.

At Wed Feb 06, 11:42:00 AM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

With your simian nature, Evil Spock expected you to be endorsing a banana hammock as opposed to boxers.

At Wed Feb 06, 03:17:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, we were supposed to wear underpants today?

Why didn't anyone tell me?

At Wed Feb 06, 08:30:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I've heard of underpants that have carbon filters in the rear for gaseous eminations. Not that I need them or anything.


At Thu Feb 07, 01:15:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Comrade Kevin: Ha! He who smelt it dealt it!

Distributorcap: Just part of our marketing campaign!

ThoughtCriminal: Right now he seems to be wearing egg on his face.

FranIAm: Double your pleasure, double your Happy Underpants!

Swinebread: Have no fear, someday your primary will come.

Dean Wormer: Spongebob is way cool!

Evil Spock: Your knowledge of the nature of simians is clearly lacking, Evil Spock. A banana hammock is constraining, whereas Dr. Zaius must swing freely.

MWB's World: I alerted the media. Didn't you see it on CNN?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Hey! Where can I get a pair of those?

At Thu Feb 07, 06:47:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

When my underpants get too happy, it's normally time to change them. ;-)

At Thu Feb 07, 11:45:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

No wonder your underpants are happy - they have many heart-ons.

At Fri Feb 08, 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Batocchio: Hmm... A wise decision, Batocchio.

GETkristiLOVE: Ha! Good one. I may steal that line!

At Mon Feb 11, 09:15:00 PM, Blogger Tommy Korioth said...

Dr. Zaius,

I sympathize with your people pestilence problem.

I love your site! Mainly because apes do not kill ape. Your article about these damn Banana Splits brought back a torrent of memories. How stoned were Sid & Marty Kroft? Anyway, I’m pretty sure this is what gave me epilepsy.

I’ve already included your site onto my blogs. . .

Basked of Puppies



My Schadenfrueden Guru - so you won’t have to

Keep up the good writing.


T. Korioth


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