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Friday, February 08, 2008

Mitt Romney Will Only Buy Stock in the USA if the Price is Favorable

 
Romney doesn't like the bottom line, vows to buy the presidential election when the price is more favorable. See Crooks and Liars, Oliver Willis, Jess Wundrun, Monkey Muck, and Darkblack.
 

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8 Comments:

At Fri Feb 08, 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

no no no, he's falling on his sword for the good of the party

 
At Fri Feb 08, 02:24:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

I'm glad he was able to stimulate the economy with his wasted bid for the White House but other than that, so long and don't let the door hit ya on the way out...

 
At Fri Feb 08, 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

The shoulders of Willard alone are wide enough to deflect incoming Jihadist jumbo jets.

 
At Fri Feb 08, 03:18:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

So he quits and that will keep the Democrats out of the White House? [sarcasm] Yeah, that will work [/sarcasm].

 
At Fri Feb 08, 04:38:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Just remember- He loves America too much!! He actually said so, thus is must be true!!

 
At Fri Feb 08, 08:09:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

He loves America so much he spent $34 million of his own money out of love alone.

 
At Fri Feb 08, 10:56:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

This selfless redistribution of wealth to benefit the 'people' smacks of pernicious socialism - Comrade Rommunist, I presume?

;>)

 
At Sat Feb 09, 09:57:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Swinebread: He's falling on his sword? Let me help...

Liberality: I was hoping that he would stay in the race, if only so I could continue to make fun of him.

Randal Graves: That's right! It's too bad that the untapped super powers of Romney's hefty edifice could not help him get a few more votes.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: A rich man can always think of an excuse not to spend money.

FranIAm: Jeepers! He just gives and gives to this country, until he can give no more!

Comrade Kevin: I am sure that there is some sizable tax dodge that he can use to recoup his losses.

Darkblack: Ha! Romneyism! We will need to resurrect Reagan to do battle with him, GOP Zombie pitted against Gop Zombie!

 

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