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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Client Number 9

It's about time a Democrat got caught in a sex scandal. I was begining to lose faith in the whole party!

8 Comments:

At Tue Mar 11, 07:29:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: The whole thing smacks of democratic elitism.

I mean, not only was she a high priced, quality hooker, he might just resign because of it.

These two elements are never part of republican sex scandals.
At Tue Mar 11, 08:07:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: And afterwards, instead of a cigarette, they sipped lattes.

At least there weren't any young boys and/or diapers around.
At Tue Mar 11, 12:36:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: If it was Julia Roberts then Spitzer will be a hero.
At Tue Mar 11, 04:20:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Is this when the Prostitutes' Rights Movement Gets to start?

(And, this is when I ask, "Are politicians and prostitutes positions really all that different, really?)
At Tue Mar 11, 07:00:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: I second what freida bee said!!!
At Wed Mar 12, 07:50:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: No, Republican sex scandals usually involve choir boys and sheep. I like your post about this! Well thought out.

Randal Graves: Yes, $5,000 lattes from across state lines. Mmm!

Dean Wormer: Ha! It's hard to picture Spitzer as Richard Gere, though. Especially the gerbil part.

Freida Bee: Indeed! Prostitutes at least have a work ethic, and the satisfaction of a job well done.

Liberality: Me third!
At Thu Mar 13, 01:12:00 AM, Swinebread said...: I love it!
At Thu Mar 13, 06:37:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: :o)

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