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Monday, March 10, 2008

Check Out Dean Wormer's New Video!

Dean Wormer says that he will take me off of Double Secret probation if I ask you to watch his new video. Check it out!

6 Comments:

At Mon Mar 10, 12:32:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Damn Deltas.

Thanks for the link, doc.
At Tue Mar 11, 04:16:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: did dean wormer use the cucumber Mrs Wormer was shopping for?
At Tue Mar 11, 06:07:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dean Wormer: Once a Delta, always a Delta!

Distributorcap: Hmm... You would have to ask Dean Wormer. The last time I saw that cucumber, it was being used by the drummer in Spinal Tap.
At Tue Mar 11, 05:38:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: distributorcap-

How dare you, sir. That's my wife we're discussing. Mrs. Wormer is the picture of virtue.
At Thu Mar 13, 01:09:00 AM, Swinebread said...: Ha ha!
At Thu Mar 13, 06:38:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: She is the picture of something, alright.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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