Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Poetry Corner With Dr. Zaius

 

Hello, boys and girls! I am enjoying a cigar and a snifter of brandy here in my lavish underpantsatorium. I am here today to tell you about the latest poem by the great Freida Bee.

What I know of man was written long ago in the future... by our great Lawgiver! But what man knows of ape is shrouded in lies and hypocrisy. Only one human has stepped forward with the true simian message of hope... The message that is written in the underpants! The great poetic prophet Freida Bee has written another poem for the Zauis/Gregarious campaign. She asks that it be linked to this post by Jess Wundrun. Check it out!

Lest you complacent find us
On campaign trail or blog,
We're only waiting slightly
For the passing of the Tuesday fog.

Clinton, Obama, McCain,
Frontrunners though they be,
Have nothing on my and Germaine's
Security policy, you will see.

Who can keep you safer than
A furry ape looking back on time?
And, there is no better protector
Than the Patron Saint of Pink Pistols, may I remind.

Of the homeland we know you say
These are the matters we wish you'd heed.
Our policies reflect your desire
Governments consider your every need...

The crux of the Zauis/Gregarious campaign,
As we inform at every precious chance,
Is to turn the tide to your thinking
With your happy underpants.

M.Yu has added a poem in the comments to this post. (caution, his blog is for adults only! Definitely not work safe.)

With Freida Bee as their Poetess
and underpants for happiness,

Z and G are THE combination,
they have a slick organization!

With bikini strewn analytics,
they defy those right wing critics!

White House Dick-heads will cry in vain,
as their best laid plans go down the drain.

With Z and G's inauguration
They'll bring next year's World domination.

When that happens our underpants
may be spared for exper-i-mants!
 

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12 Comments:

At Sun Mar 09, 08:19:00 AM, Blogger pidomon said...

the poem sold me
you can certainly count on my vote now!

 
At Sun Mar 09, 09:51:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Thank you for the link, Dr Z and Freida Bee.

I hope you don't think that I've given you my endorsement, though. I am still independent

 
At Sun Mar 09, 09:52:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Maybe Obama, Clinton and McCain do not recognize real marketing genius when they see it, but Pidomon, Dr. Z and Gregarious sure do!

(Post the minutely updated version, doc!)

 
At Sun Mar 09, 10:48:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

I am moved to tears...

 
At Sun Mar 09, 12:05:00 PM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

Darlings! You are simply the ginchiest!

It's true that we are for happy underpants. And if no underpants makes you happy, or if cranky underpants makes you happy we're for that too.

In the end (yes, intended) it's really more about the happiness than the underpantsiness.

 
At Sun Mar 09, 05:00:00 PM, Blogger M.Yu said...

For the Sunday Poetry Corner:

With Freida Bee as their Poetess
and underpants for happiness,

Z and G are THE combination,
they have a slick organization!

With bikini strewn analytics,
they defy those right wing critics!

White House Dick-heads will cry in vain,
as their best laid plans go down the drain.

With Z and G's inauguration
They'll bring next year's World domination.

When that happens our underpants
may be spared experimants!

 
At Mon Mar 10, 06:43:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: You're welcome, Jess. As one of many Super Duper Delagate, there is no need to commit to a candidate right now. Just vote with your heart (and your underpants) when the time comes.

Freida Bee: You are indeed a treasure for the entire nation, Freida Bee. I thank you humbly from the bottom of my Happy Underpants for your delightful and poetic message.

Swinebread: Freida Bee's sheer genius is overwhelming, is it not?

Germaine Gregarious: That's exactly right, my dear! The message is indeed more about the happiness than the underpantsiness. And if John McCain wants to wear cranky underpants, that's OK too!

M.Yu: Ha! What a great poem! I have added your work to the post.

 
At Mon Mar 10, 11:22:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

Now what are you supposed to do when it's time to appoint the Poet Laureate?

 
At Mon Mar 10, 11:31:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I know, cdp. M. Yu hath rivaled my post and so I dare say we share said position? (Or is that a Hillary Clintonesque maneuver to hold on to my last vestige of prestige?

 
At Mon Mar 10, 07:29:00 PM, Blogger M.Yu said...

No! I am not worthy...

I kneel before the Froodle Queen and
Empress wordsmith.

I only dared write because I failed in my absinth-inence pledge and imbibed in the Green Fairy.

FB shall have to carry the mantle of Poetess for the Great Ape and GG.

I can not...

 
At Mon Mar 10, 07:56:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Not bad for amateur night at the diapersatorium. But for more mature audiences, seek out your sexy Monkey/Love!

 
At Tue Mar 11, 06:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

CDP: Bah! The Poet Laureate has already been appointed, and it is Freida Bee!

Freida Bee: You are the Poet Laureate, Freida Bee. There shall never be another that can equal your noble abilities.

M.Yu: That was a great poem that you wrote M.Yu, but Freida Bee is indeed the Empress wordsmith and the Froodle Queen.

GETkristiLOVE: You may well complain about a candidate wearing diapers Ms. Love, as Monkerstein is the candidate that has been caught wearing them in the past. The only cure for Monkey/Love is Happy Underpants!

 

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