Poetry Corner With Dr. Zaius

 

Hello, boys and girls! I am enjoying a cigar and a snifter of brandy here in my lavish underpantsatorium. I am here today to tell you about the latest poem by the great Freida Bee.

What I know of man was written long ago in the future... by our great Lawgiver! But what man knows of ape is shrouded in lies and hypocrisy. Only one human has stepped forward with the true simian message of hope... The message that is written in the underpants! The great poetic prophet Freida Bee has written another poem for the Zauis/Gregarious campaign. She asks that it be linked to this post by Jess Wundrun. Check it out!

Lest you complacent find us
On campaign trail or blog,
We're only waiting slightly
For the passing of the Tuesday fog.

Clinton, Obama, McCain,
Frontrunners though they be,
Have nothing on my and Germaine's
Security policy, you will see.

Who can keep you safer than
A furry ape looking back on time?
And, there is no better protector
Than the Patron Saint of Pink Pistols, may I remind.

Of the homeland we know you say
These are the matters we wish you'd heed.
Our policies reflect your desire
Governments consider your every need...

The crux of the Zauis/Gregarious campaign,
As we inform at every precious chance,
Is to turn the tide to your thinking
With your happy underpants.

M.Yu has added a poem in the comments to this post. (caution, his blog is for adults only! Definitely not work safe.)

With Freida Bee as their Poetess
and underpants for happiness,

Z and G are THE combination,
they have a slick organization!

With bikini strewn analytics,
they defy those right wing critics!

White House Dick-heads will cry in vain,
as their best laid plans go down the drain.

With Z and G's inauguration
They'll bring next year's World domination.

When that happens our underpants
may be spared for exper-i-mants!