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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Chicken Soup for the Snarky

Tengrain has pneumonia. If you get a chance, drop by his blog and give him some chicken soup.

4 Comments:

At Tue Apr 08, 04:01:00 PM, Tengrain said...: If I have you as a consulting physician, Dr. Z, I shall be back on my feet in no time!

Thanks for the kind thoughts,

Regards,

Tengrain
At Tue Apr 08, 09:33:00 PM, Madam Z said...: Madam Z makes the BEST Jewish penicillin, and she just left some on Tengrain's doorstep.
At Wed Apr 09, 06:00:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Kevin:: There is nothing wrong with any human that a good old simian lobotomy can't cure! Get well soon.

Distributorcap: Indeed! You must be the chicken soup candy man...

Madam Z: Thank you, Madam Z! I am sure that you are a wonderful nurse. (I do so love a girl in uniform...)
At Wed Apr 09, 12:29:00 PM, BAC said...: Oh, I need to hurry over there right away.

BAC

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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