Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, May 16, 2008

Zaius Nation Goes From a Complete Unknown to Merely Very Obscure!

Over 300,000 Customers Served! I would like to thank all of my readers from the bottom of my heart. I would like to especially thank my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, and all of the candidates for 2008, Dr. Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Dr. Smith, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak, I, Splotchy, GETkristiLOVE, Evil Dictator, Fluke Starbucker, Professor Xavier, Tony Stark, and of course the official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, and the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Sandra Lou! Viva la Revolution!

I would also like to thank Angry Ballerina, The Ardent Thread’s Weblog, Anaïs Nohant, The Aristocrats, Atomic Romance, Aunt Dahlia, Badtux the Snarky Penguin, Beginning to Bird, Betsy Devine, Bella Rossa, Blue Gal, Cap'n Dyke, Pirate Queen, Capitol Punishment, Carnival of the Liberals, Circle Jerk at the Square Dance, Comrade Kevin's Chrestomathy, Crooks and Liars, Cuddlefish, Culture Vultures, Cursor, Darkblack, Darwin's Dagger, The Dean's Office, Devilham's Attic, Dictionopolis in Digitopolis, DistributorCap NY, DownWithTyranny!, Driftglass, Dump Michele Bachmann, Electronic Cerebrectomy, Eli Lyons, Evil Spock, Five Public Opinions, FranIAm, Freida Bee, Germaine Gregarious, Get-Your-Zs, The Great Endarkenment, Here Comes Johnny Yen Again, House of the Rising Sons, I Am Jacks Non-Blog, Ice Station Tango, Illustrated Daily Scribble, I Miss Fafblog, Spot!, I, Splotchy, I Make No Promises, Impeachment and Other Dreams, The Inconvienent Truth, Infidel753, Jazz from Hell, Jess Wundrun, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Jon Swift, Kelly the Little Black Dog, Kimonomomo, Kommandos Project, L'ennui mélodieux, La Casa de Los Gatos, Lady, That's My Skull, Last Left Turn Before Hooterville, Left 'Toon Lane, Les, The Liberal Coalition, Liberality, Like Kryptonite To Stupid, Luminiferous Ether, Maui Girl, Media Matters, Mental Detritus, Mercury Rising, Midnight/Noise, Mock, Paper, Scissors, Mondo Marco, Monkey Muck, Morning Martini, My Two Sense, MWB's World [ 2 ], Neccoland, The Nefarious Lair of LGPPP, Inc., No Smoking in the Skull Cave, A Noble Undoing, Omnipotent Poobah, the Opinion Mill, The Otherwhirled, Patriot Boy, Perpetual Dawnne [ 2 ], Phydeaux Speaks, PoliTits,, Political Arithmetik, Rabbits, Toyen, and so forth, Republic of Sestakastan, The Quaker Agitator, Qwerty's Qoncepts, Quit Your Day Job, Read My Mind, Sack of Monkeys in My Pocket, Scholars and Rogues, Sh*t Planet, Silly Humans, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Sleestak, Social Seppuku, Some Guy's Blog, Spocko's Brain [ 2 ], spiiderweb, Sprawling Ramshackle Compound, Stardust Musings, This Is It, Thought Crime Wave, Threading Water, Tiamat's Friends, Two Minutes In The Box, Übermilf, The Unconventional Conventionist, Unglued, Unruly Mob/Les Enrages, Vagabond Scholar, Yikes! [ 2 ], What I Like About the Universe, Wink Studios, Witches and Scientists, Westcoast Walker, Wondertrash, Wyldth1ng, Get-Your-Zs and google image search, where I get most of my traffic.


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At Fri May 16, 07:26:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Well golly - you're welcome!!

At Fri May 16, 09:22:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

300,000! Good for you!

I love milestones, and that's a great one. I bet you get to 500k in half the time it took for 300k.


At Fri May 16, 09:44:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I'm glad I could help via all my pornographic image searching!

At Fri May 16, 11:33:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Why, I remember it like yesterday when you were just -2768.

At Fri May 16, 12:01:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

No, thank YOU good sir! NOW GET ME SOME CAKE!

At Fri May 16, 01:51:00 PM, Blogger M.Yu said...

Dr. Zaius works everyday
Insight, his Nation displays
With 300K folks,
This can't be no joke,
So Z & G, lead the way!

Dr. Zaius and Germaine Gregarious in '08!

Viva la Revolution!

At Fri May 16, 03:25:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

No sir, thank you.

At Fri May 16, 03:49:00 PM, Blogger Billy Miller said...

Congrats Doctor, couldn't happen to a nicer simian!

now my nephew wants him some Dr. Zaius under-roos!

At Fri May 16, 05:17:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

now if you can only explain the doll in the cave in the forbidden zone

At Fri May 16, 07:20:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...


At Fri May 16, 10:41:00 PM, Blogger QuakerDave said...

Yer welcome, I'm sure.

At Sat May 17, 12:49:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

W00t Dr. Z! I'm glad I could contribute in some small way.

At Sat May 17, 04:53:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Awesomeness Sir! You truly deserve it.

But, of course, I must keep you honest.


At Sat May 17, 11:06:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

your welcome you big hairy ape you.

At Sun May 18, 10:56:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Wow ... 300,000 ... I didn't realize I had stopped by that often! I only remember the first 299,999 visits.



At Sun May 18, 11:06:00 PM, Blogger Wyldth1ng said...

You are welcome, my dear ape?

At Mon May 19, 08:31:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

FranIAm: You are very kind, FranIAm. :o)

Unconventional Conventionist: Thanks! I hope that you are right.

Randal Graves: Ah, you have been a big help already! Thank you and your pornographic image searching!

Freida Bee: **sigh** It seems like yesterday, doesn't it? Thank you, Freida Bee!

Angry Ballerina: But of course! Two slices, coming up!

M.Yu: A new poem! Thank you! Viva la Chocolate Cake Revolution!

Dr. Monkerstein: You are very kind, sir. :o)

Billy Miller: Thank you, Billy! Happy Underpants make the finest undergarments, don'tcha know. ;o)

Distributorcap: Ha! That's lunacy! I can offer alternate descriptions of every one of those articles found in the cave which is just as ingenious as yours - But it'd be conjecture, not proof. You shall see in the end who is the master of this house... and APE!

pidomon: Thanks, Pidomon!

QuakerDave: You are very kind I'm sure, QuakerDave. :o)

The Ardent Thread: Thanks you for all that you have done, Kimono Momo!

MWB: Ack! My secret is out! Thanks, Dr. Smith!

Liberality: Thank you, Liberality!

BAC: Your fidelity does not go unappreciated, BAC. Thanks!

Wyldth1ng: You are very kind, Wyldth1ng.

At Mon May 19, 09:03:00 AM, Blogger Some Guy said...

Congrats, Dr.! I thank Xenu each day that I found your wonderful blog!

At Mon May 19, 11:16:00 AM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

The check is in the mail, right?

At Tue May 20, 06:05:00 PM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

Well done, you magnificent bastard, well done!


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