My First Impression
Man is a pestilence.
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.
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5 Comments:
Boy the hours I spent pressing those buttons!
I wish I had a Simon right now even.
I knew it reminded me of something other than the Windows logo!
DCup: My sister loved that game. She played it for hours! And I had to listen to it.
Freida Bee: Hmm... Maybe I should get my sister a Simon game for Christmas...
Angry Ballerina: The three of you have convinced me!
im'mature: I hadn't even thought of that! You are right, it does look like the Windows logo.
Hey I'm liking Chrome. It just needs some add-ons like firefox!
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