Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Pygmailion Revisited: How to put Lipstick on a Neoconservative Beauty Queen

 

Our story begins with John McCain's first meeting with his future VP choice...

John strikes a deal with Sarah to make her his vice president!

John teaches Sarah about his neoconservative values...

Time is short, and Sarah's big day arrives...

John's gamble pays off! Sarah is a big hit with the press...

Now it's on to the GOP convention!
 

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33 Comments:

At Wed Sep 03, 08:30:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I always thought of Eliza Doolittle as a sympathetic character until now.

 
At Wed Sep 03, 09:51:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

Putting the "Pig" back into "Pygmalion"!
(I never get tired of that joke)

 
At Wed Sep 03, 10:21:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Are you saying she's unqualified? Just look at her in that dress!

 
At Wed Sep 03, 12:19:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

That is positively brilliant! Very well done!

 
At Wed Sep 03, 12:24:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Next you can do the Wizard of Oz

Dorothy: you mean I had the power to break the glass ceiling all along? All I needed to do was remember that I have a va jay jay?

Glenda: That's right my dear!

(I can't decide whether you've ruined My Fair Lady for me or whether this is truly genius.

Ah, hell, I'll go for genius.)

 
At Wed Sep 03, 01:02:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

Thank you for not putting Joe Lieberman in a dress!

 
At Wed Sep 03, 02:16:00 PM, Blogger Sandy Underpants said...

delightful

 
At Wed Sep 03, 03:49:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

She's going to need more than elocution lessons to get out of this mess.

 
At Wed Sep 03, 06:19:00 PM, Blogger okjimm said...

funny stuff. I needed a good chuckle. Thanks. Well done&stuff.

 
At Wed Sep 03, 06:20:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

CK - Good one! I issued a guffaw that startled a cat off its perch.

 
At Wed Sep 03, 08:48:00 PM, Blogger Dr Zibbs said...

You have to admit she's a handsome woman. Go ahead. Admit it.

 
At Thu Sep 04, 08:57:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Holy crap - that is too fecking hilarious. BRILLIANT.

Oh wait, it is not humor, it is true!

 
At Thu Sep 04, 10:21:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

You sir are a genius.

 
At Thu Sep 04, 01:21:00 PM, Blogger mark hoback said...

Fine work, Doc.

 
At Thu Sep 04, 01:48:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Just you wait, Traitor Joe,
Just you wait!
You'll be VP and I'll kick her out the gate!
The Enquirer's gonna get her,
And I'll have to go and quit her,
Just you wait, Traitor Joe,
Just you wait!

Brilliant post, brilliant Photoshoppin', and brilliant ape. Bravo, Dr. Z!

 
At Thu Sep 04, 05:52:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

This was brilliant indeed! Thank you!

 
At Thu Sep 04, 07:53:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Ditto ditto ditto11 Especially dguzman! And you dear Doctor, Bravo!!!

 
At Thu Sep 04, 09:45:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Nice work, as always.

 
At Fri Sep 05, 10:38:00 AM, Blogger chaos4700 said...

Most excellent. :) That last frame is just priceless! Also, and I swear I'm going to plug it just this once here, I have a new blog! The link to it is in my profile.

 
At Sat Sep 06, 08:53:00 AM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

Only thing is, Palin is no lady, no matter how much refining (oil pun) she may get. Poor Rex Harrison, to be tainted by this parody.

 
At Sun Sep 07, 12:10:00 AM, Blogger skippy said...

you forgot the big number where her daughter bristol laments:

"i should have danced all night
i should have danced all night
instead we spooned and kissed...
and then i spread my legs
he fertilized my eggs
and now my mom is really pissed...."

 
At Sun Sep 07, 12:16:00 AM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Well done, Dr. Z!

 
At Sun Sep 07, 12:52:00 AM, Blogger enchanting505 said...

by GEORGE she's got it?
more of the same, lol

 
At Sun Sep 07, 02:29:00 AM, Blogger no meato burrito said...

In the last frame, Karl should be saying "should've" or "should have", not "should of". I would expect bad English like that from GW, but not from Karl.

 
At Sun Sep 07, 05:56:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

the rain in wasilla falls mainly as acid!

brilliant, tho i would think audrey hepburn is turning in her grave

you are a genius

 
At Sun Sep 07, 11:09:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Simply gorgeous, Dr. Gorgeous.

 
At Sun Sep 07, 11:40:00 AM, Blogger Rachiewrites said...

Having just directed a production of My Fair Lady, I laughed till the tears ran at your brilliant sendup. I trust GBS will not roll over.

 
At Sun Sep 07, 11:50:00 AM, Blogger Rachiewrites said...

Dear blogger,

You should get a medal or be even made a knight!

 
At Sun Sep 07, 02:00:00 PM, Blogger BusterC said...

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At Sun Sep 07, 06:13:00 PM, Blogger DivaJood said...

Thank you for explaining how she got to be the VP pick. Whew.

 
At Sun Sep 07, 09:06:00 PM, OpenID theardentthread said...

Blogger enchanting505 said...

by GEORGE she's got it?
more of the same, lol

D'oh! That's a good one.

Pure brilliance as usual, Dr. Z.

 
At Mon Sep 08, 01:18:00 AM, Blogger Suzan said...

Just you wait, John Mcaiggins,
Just you wait!

You'll be sorry, but your tears
will be too late!!!!!!

Owwwwwwwww!!!

Elizarah

Fabulous theatre, Dr. Z!

Suzan

 
At Mon Sep 08, 09:19:00 AM, Blogger Sol Bellel said...

I made a slide show with your images

http://dbellel.blogspot.com/2008/09/my-fair-sarah.html

 

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