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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The Heart Attack Grill

Home of the Double Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, The Heart Attack Grill.

6 Comments:

At Wed Oct 08, 08:48:00 AM, Kulkuri said...: The burgers look too messy to eat, but the wait staff would make me want to stop in.
At Wed Oct 08, 09:58:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Only the jaws of Cheney could eat a burger that large.
At Wed Oct 08, 10:02:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Time to take all of your money out of the stock market (if you have any left) and buy into this franchise (and you know they'll do that).
At Wed Oct 08, 12:50:00 PM, DivaJood said...: At last, a restaurant that tells the truth.
At Wed Oct 08, 02:29:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Next to be followed by Nutritionist's Nightmare!
At Thu Oct 09, 08:45:00 PM, Steve said...: well we all have to go sometime

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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