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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Reliable Dividend Growth Fund at Reliable Investments

No time for blogging today! I am busy consulting with my investment broker. (Good news! He is going to help me shed some of that dead wood in my portfolio! He assures me that I should become much more streamlined in the process. Do I look any thinner?) In the meantime you can watch this swell video about how to buy into the Reliable Dividend Growth Fund at Reliable Investments! (Their brokers say that it's a great time to invest!)

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At Tue Sep 30, 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Nice visual to make the plunge a bit more real. Can they put my belly fat in the guillotine instead of my head?

At Tue Sep 30, 01:55:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Might I suggest you invest in the MWB Portfolio of Investments?

Your investment of $1000 will buy me a new laptop and just $5000 will buy me a nice vacation.

Hey, if you're going to lose money you may as well make me happy!


At Wed Oct 01, 08:28:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

But is it reliable?

At Wed Oct 01, 10:14:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

If you hadn't dismissed the peasants with a wave of your hand and a "let them eat bananas" you wouldn't be in that situation.

At Wed Oct 01, 03:19:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

My father used to say, "Want to lose 10 ugly pounds? Cut off your head!"

I'm not sure what that has to do with you, though.

At Wed Oct 01, 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Madame La Guillotine! You have usurped her from the UNRULY MOB!

They will be pissed, and you have tested my allegiance Monsieur!

Yet, I must admire you. So goes the world.


At Thu Oct 02, 04:14:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

isnt this what happened in the french revolution.

let them eat cake
or brush

At Fri Oct 03, 01:39:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Utah Savage: Hmm... That's a question for the High Executioner. Maybe that will be the next fad diet!

MWB: I agree! I think that I shall invest in some delicious chocolate ice cream...

Randal Graves: It must be! It says so in the commercial! ;o)

Dean Wormer: I never said that! I will have you know that I am not the sort of ape that would share my bananas! **hrumph**

Übermilf: Your dad sounds like a real card. perhaps he should be dealt with... ;o)

Unconventional Conventionist: Sir, you cut me to the quick! My administration promises mob rule of only the most unwashed and unruly kind. And it's up, UP WITH HAPPY UNDERPANTS!

Distributorcap: Really? I didn't know that Wall Street had been around that long! ;o)


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