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Friday, October 10, 2008

Oliver Willis is a freakin' genius!

Ha! Oliver Willis is a freakin' genius!

3 Comments:

At Fri Oct 10, 09:19:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Oh, so Mooselini is Bizarro, therefore a man? Isn't that misogynist or something? I can't tell anymore.
At Fri Oct 10, 12:10:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Have you been through all those at fark? There's some really funny ones (out of thousands.)
At Mon Oct 13, 10:38:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: No, I think that Cheney is going to pass on the Penguin unbrella to McCain. :o)

Randal Graves: No, I think that it is merely a refernce to Palin's speaking style...

Dean Wormer: Ack! I will have to go look them up!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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