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Friday, October 10, 2008

Zaius/Gregarious: We Put the Swing in Swing Voter

Voters will have an easy decision to make this election year...

...Because our supporters are the swingingest swing voters!

6 Comments:

At Fri Oct 10, 09:20:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Bah. We've got swingsets, therefore WE swing more! Just wait til we get that tire.
At Fri Oct 10, 12:29:00 PM, DivaJood said...: Right, you've clearly not paid any attention to the Diva/Nunly campaign. We have swingsets and bigwheels. :P
At Fri Oct 10, 03:19:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: I see you and your campaign swing to the right. That says a lot about you.
At Sat Oct 11, 08:30:00 AM, Anonymous said...: John McCain wants to know if he can borrow your back up dancers. Sarah and Cindy have worn thin on his love machine.
At Mon Oct 13, 10:41:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Bah! Swigsets are for children, and nobody swings more than Ms. Gregarious and I!

DivaJood: Wow. Your budget must be impressive!

Dr. Monkerstein: Balderdash! My Happy Underpants are lefties all the way!
At Sun Oct 19, 12:59:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Ohhh, froodly goodness and happy underpants!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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