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Friday, November 21, 2008

Has anyone seen General Ursus?

His wife is looking for him.

3 Comments:

At Fri Nov 21, 09:16:00 AM, mwb said...: I think he's on a man-date with Ann Coulter...
At Fri Nov 21, 12:38:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Have mercy!
At Sat Nov 22, 01:33:00 AM, ThoughtCriminal said...: This is why we made up the Forbidden Zone.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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