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Friday, November 07, 2008

My First Official Cabinet Post

As you can tell from the interior of this cabinet, my cat has more food than I do!

8 Comments:

At Sat Nov 08, 06:38:00 AM, Some Guy said...: It's okay to admit it's all for you, Dr. Z. Under Dubya's economy, we've all had to tighten our belts when it comes to groceries.
At Sat Nov 08, 07:21:00 PM, Karla said...: Time to get another rabbit. None of that canned weirdness.
At Mon Nov 10, 10:50:00 AM, Comrade Kevin said...: Only the best fed cabinet for our candidate.
At Mon Nov 10, 02:55:00 PM, Kelly the little black dog said...: There seems to be a disturbing absence of dog food!
At Mon Nov 10, 04:25:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Well at least you're eating nothing but the finest cat food. Gourmet all the way.
At Mon Nov 10, 06:00:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: Looks like kitty is ready for a Catastrophe. Stocked up on Monkey Chow too?
At Mon Nov 10, 10:51:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Some Guy: Me eat canned cat food? Bah! The dry cat food is not bad, though. It makes a nice between-meal snack.

Karla: Oh, like eating dried alfalfa is normal!

Comrade Kevin: Indeed! He is already eating like a Democrat and filling his litterbox like a Republican. :o)

Kelly the dog: No dog for me, I fear. They are not neurotic enough for my tastes. ;o)

Utah Savage: Nothing is too good for my little psycho kitty!

ThoughtCriminal: The truth is that winter is coming, and I don't want to go out in the snow for groceries. I am stocking up on all kinds of stuff.
At Tue Nov 11, 08:21:00 AM, Karla said...: Dried alfalfa? That's baby stuff. Timothy and greens is the way to go. Ms. Spots recommends an occasional Reese's peanut butter cup too.

Dogs not neurotic? And what about that obese dachshund who used to chew on her tail? She wasn't neurotic enough for you?

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