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Thursday, December 04, 2008

The Bush Legacy Project


Everyone is giving President Bush a hard time for loafing around during these last few weeks of his administration, but that's characterization of the president is completely unfair! The truth of the matter is that he and his staff have been hard at work, rescuing the Bush Legacy!

Former senior Bush advisers, including Karen Hughes and Karl Rove, have been meeting inside the White House for the "Bush Legacy Project." I watched Rachel Maddow discuss the matter with Lawrence O'Donnell on television last night, and I must say that it warmed the peanut butter encrusted cockles of my heart to find out that President Bush has not let the pesky old financial crisis get in the way of the really important work that he has at hand, whitewashing the history of his administration.

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At Thu Dec 04, 08:09:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Talk about 10 pounds of shit in a 9 pound bag!

Bush Legacy Project!!!!!!! Oh that is rich.

Great video, I had not seen that one.

I love me some Rachel.

At Thu Dec 04, 08:23:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

He are be the decider and what he am be saying is be the historically word!

At Thu Dec 04, 08:41:00 AM, Blogger Kulkuri said...

Ya, what they said!!
The depressing thing is that his numbers are so low that the only way they can go in the future is up. Further in the future his numbers may go down again as more info becomes available about what really went on these last 8 years.
Anywho, he is definitely the worse President in history and someone will have to work real hard to take that away from him!!

At Thu Dec 04, 08:53:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

He's a man of the people.

Which people? I don't know.

At Thu Dec 04, 09:44:00 AM, Blogger dguzman said...

I believe every word he says. EVERY WORD!

At Thu Dec 04, 09:47:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I cannot wait until this massive, Manhattan Project-esque project is finished and I can buy the coloring book!

At Thu Dec 04, 10:08:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Too late to spit and polish this turd

At Thu Dec 04, 10:46:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

I just hope history does not restore his "legacy" someday.

At Thu Dec 04, 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

You know who else is trying to fix up an assholes legacy? Hint: they live in a compound in Idaho.

(Yes, I went there.)

At Thu Dec 04, 02:43:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

One of the thing Rachel asked last night was "Are we paying for them to be working in the White House on this project with the rest of his White House staff?" That my friends is the question. How much will we, the tax prayers, pay for this turd?

At Thu Dec 04, 07:15:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

He's going to need a whole heck of a lot of paint.

At Fri Dec 05, 07:12:00 AM, Blogger JustJoeP said...

I loved how last week, Maddow slipped in the comment on her Bush Watch: "In a time of unprecedented financial crisis and record poverty, think the President could sign a 'Food Stamp increase executive order' ... or... just pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving." TDS's summary of the Charlie Gibson W interview was precious last night. Check it out as well.

At Fri Dec 05, 03:30:00 PM, Blogger whoissecretdubai said...

a humble request...(for anyone not allowing this post through--not spam--)

Anyone happen to know who Secret Dubai (the blogger: is?

At Fri Dec 05, 06:32:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I'd like to see a skit on SNL (or another late night comedy type show) where Bush is showing Obama around the White House and all of the messes that need to be cleaned up that he jsut couldn't fix even though he honestly thought he was doing the right thing: Iraq, Al Queda, Cuba, a leaky pipe in the janitor's closet, that one microwave that keeps burning the popcorn. Obama has to keep telling Bush that he'll take care of it. In skilled hands this may be comedy gold, or at the very least comedy bronze.

At Fri Dec 05, 11:09:00 PM, Blogger NIghtjar said...

Legacy Projectery is hard work, and it's gonna a truckload of Whitewash and Mayberry Machiavelli's to make it past "worst president evah".

At Sat Dec 06, 09:19:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

FranIAm: Indeed! His bag runneth over.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein: You have a way with words, Dr. Monkerstein. :o)

Kulkuri: At least he has his reputation ot fall back on! We can all say with depest sincerity that he has no equal in this category.

Übermilf: The worst part about President Bush is that he gives lily-livered white boys without talent or ambition a bad name. :o)

dguzman: Yes! Especially the verbs and the consonants! ;o)

Randal Graves: YOu will need a lot of red crayons for the financial section.

Swinebread: Maybe if he used Lysol Brand Country Scent Disinfectant Spray...

Comrade Kevin: I've thought the same thing. THe Republicans will rewrite President Bush the same way they rewrote Vietnam.

Dean Wormer: Indeed! The Palin supporters! Just remember, you aren't supposed to wear white after Labor Day.

Utah Savage: We will be paying for this turd for a long time, I'm afraid.

GETkristiLOVE: I know! Already the bold face type is bleeding through the undercoat...

JustJoeP: I saw that! I watch The Daily Show, Colbert, Keith and Rachel every night. Everything else on TV sucks, except Turner Classic Movies and reruns of Star Trek. (Except Deep Space Nine. Ick!)

whoissecretdubai: But you are Secret Dubai - don't you know?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: That's actually a great idea for a sketch! The finale has to be some major plumbing nightmare that has put the west wing under 16 feet of water. That's great, Jon!

NIghtjar: Unfortunately, if they are given enough time the mainstream media can whitewash just about anything. **sigh**

At Sun Dec 07, 05:38:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

where do i get that job - fixing his legacy - guaranteed lifetime employment.....

the past 8 years, including the whitewash has been one long SNL skit

At Sun Dec 07, 06:31:00 PM, Blogger Matt Farmer said...

A few of us in Chicago offer our musical tribute to W's "legacy." We hope you enjoy the video and the song:

(Matt Farmer)

Well, for eight long years we've been payin' your rent
But now your lease done run
And all our money's been spent
So pack up your bags
And take a last look around
At how you drove a great nation straight into the ground

And don't let the door
Hit you in the ass on the way out
Don't bother with the goodbyes
Just make sure that you stay out
There ain't no need to call
No need to write
We don't even need you to turn out the light
Just crawl back to Crawford, brother
Promise that you'll leave us alone

Every step of the way, your story's been the same
Just cruisin' through the world
On your daddy's name
You had the oilmen friends
You had the Skull and Bones
But it never would have happened if your name was Jones


Slam dunk, privatize, deregulate
Tax cuts, trickle down
The politics of hate
Flag pin, waterboard
Intelligent design
You were handed your throne by just five of the nine



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