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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Newt Gingirch On Gay Fascism

I am not sure that I understand exactly what Newt Gingrich means when he talks about gay facism, but there is one thing I do know - the uniforms will be fabulous!

7 Comments:

At Tue Dec 09, 05:27:00 PM, Some Guy said...: The funny thing is, that's exactly what he puts on when he gets home from one of his O'Reilly hate-fests.
At Tue Dec 09, 07:46:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: He just really, really wants to be bossed around by a gay man in a uniform.
At Tue Dec 09, 10:42:00 PM, BAC said...: The uniforms WILL be fabulous ... and you've given Newt some mighty fancy duds ... and you've trimmed him down quite a bit, too!

BAC

ps: I'm calling in gay tomorrow (see Yikes!).
At Tue Dec 09, 10:57:00 PM, darkblack said...: 'We've got to stamp out this gay craze, gentlemen'

;>)
At Wed Dec 10, 07:13:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Must. Know. Original. Source. Of. Costume.

Fab.
At Thu Dec 11, 01:00:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Some Guy: He has to wear it at home. If he wore it on the street, people might stare!

Übermilf: Well, it is important for him to have a hobby, I suppose. ;o)

BAC: Of course Newt looks thinner! Calling In Gay is very slimming, you know.

Darkblack: Ha! Good one! I like how you worked in the (ahem) rifle.

Freida of the Bees: "Freida of the Bees"?? I take it that you have taken to wearing a bonnet... The picture is Liberace, of course!
At Fri Dec 12, 05:10:00 AM, Fran said...: Newt has never looked so good!

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