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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Women in Refrigerators

Mankind must put a stop to Women in Refrigerators.

4 Comments:

At Wed Feb 25, 10:36:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: How else do you keep them fresh?
At Wed Feb 25, 01:16:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: I keep checking - just in case.
At Thu Feb 26, 03:18:00 PM, Tengrain said...: But I thought that was the safest way to thaw them out, once you took them outta the freezer. Isn't that what Ted Bundy says?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Feb 27, 03:47:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dean Wormer: Fresh? I am usually the one that women complain about being fresh.

ThoughtCriminal: While you are at at it, ponder this eternal question: How can you tell for sure if the light in your refrigerator goes off or not when you close the door? Makes you wonder...

Tengrain: Hmm... The girls that I meet already give me the deep freeze!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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