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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Yes, We Can Has

Found it here.

3 Comments:

At Wed May 06, 11:03:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: That can is dressed so neatly. You know he's just going to get mouse blood all over his white oxford shirt.
At Thu May 07, 08:58:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Hee hee! I love the image. I should put some canary feathers in his mouth! :o)
At Thu May 07, 05:07:00 PM, The Young Swell said...: I object to that Dean. We mice have a pact with the cats to only show up when they are in danger of being sent to the shelter.

That grey mouse fur you sometimes see hanging from their fangs came from the upholstery of a 1957 Studebaker.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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