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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Ack! Charlton Heston Was Right!

Oh, my god...

President Obama's Healthcare plan is made out of people!

13 Comments:

At Wed Jul 29, 08:09:00 PM, Anonymous said...: You are so awesomely wrong Dr Z. So bad and wrong and I just cannot get enough of your posts! LOL
At Wed Jul 29, 10:30:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Specifically OLD people.
At Thu Jul 30, 11:09:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Old Smokers?
At Thu Jul 30, 03:04:00 PM, mark hoback said...: You're a little slow in figuring that out...
At Thu Jul 30, 09:33:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Soylent Burnt Orange!
At Thu Jul 30, 10:55:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: We never realized just what a sinister organization the AARP was!
At Fri Jul 31, 12:20:00 PM, D. Debil said...: In a weird bit of synchronicity, I just rand across a good cheap copy of the Charlie Heston version of "The Omega Man".

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At Fri Jul 31, 04:01:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: My cracker tastes like Matlock!
At Fri Jul 31, 07:20:00 PM, susan said...: I just know the punks downstairs are planning to throw us on the barbie if we're still here next summer. That's why I keep lighting up Camels - so they can enjoy that smoky flavor of stringy meat.
At Sat Aug 01, 08:36:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Mmmm, tastiest healthcare ever.
At Sat Aug 01, 10:02:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I don't care what it's made out of, as long as it goes good with mustard.
At Sat Aug 01, 09:20:00 PM, Odile said...: Mmm, I want my green cookie with honey :P.
At Mon Aug 03, 09:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Seeing Eye Chick: If eating Soylent Green is wrong, I don't want to be right! ;o)

Zirgar: I think that you are thinking of the film "Logan's Run". ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in...

Mark Hoback: What can I say? I got into a long conversation with the furniture.

GETkristiLOVE: Ack! My favorite color! :o)

ThoughtCriminal: Those old people are wily little buggers... You have to watch them every minute!

D. Debil: Did you know there was a version of the same Richard Matheson story done in 1964 ("The Last Man on Earth") with Vincent Price? It wasn't very good, though...

Übermilf: Ha! Good cracker, good cracker!

Susan: I say that you take them out first... You could dress up as Colonel Mustard and snuff them out with the candlestick in the Library!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Obama's Soylent-brand healthcare! Good to the last bite. ;o)

Randal Graves: Everything goes good with mustard! Except chocolate cake and ice cream, of course.

Odile: Mmm... That sounds good! I like honey. :o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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