Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Ack! Charlton Heston Was Right!

 
Oh, my god...

President Obama's Healthcare plan is made out of people!
 

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14 Comments:

At Wed Jul 29, 08:09:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

You are so awesomely wrong Dr Z. So bad and wrong and I just cannot get enough of your posts! LOL

 
At Wed Jul 29, 10:30:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Specifically OLD people.

 
At Thu Jul 30, 11:09:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Old Smokers?

 
At Thu Jul 30, 03:04:00 PM, Blogger mark hoback said...

You're a little slow in figuring that out...

 
At Thu Jul 30, 09:33:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Soylent Burnt Orange!

 
At Thu Jul 30, 10:55:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

We never realized just what a sinister organization the AARP was!

 
At Fri Jul 31, 12:20:00 PM, Blogger D. Debil said...

In a weird bit of synchronicity, I just rand across a good cheap copy of the Charlie Heston version of "The Omega Man".


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At Fri Jul 31, 04:01:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

My cracker tastes like Matlock!

 
At Fri Jul 31, 07:20:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I just know the punks downstairs are planning to throw us on the barbie if we're still here next summer. That's why I keep lighting up Camels - so they can enjoy that smoky flavor of stringy meat.

 
At Sat Aug 01, 08:36:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Mmmm, tastiest healthcare ever.

 
At Sat Aug 01, 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I don't care what it's made out of, as long as it goes good with mustard.

 
At Sat Aug 01, 09:20:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

Mmm, I want my green cookie with honey :P.

 
At Mon Aug 03, 09:55:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Seeing Eye Chick: If eating Soylent Green is wrong, I don't want to be right! ;o)

Zirgar: I think that you are thinking of the film "Logan's Run". ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in...

Mark Hoback: What can I say? I got into a long conversation with the furniture.

GETkristiLOVE: Ack! My favorite color! :o)

ThoughtCriminal: Those old people are wily little buggers... You have to watch them every minute!

D. Debil: Did you know there was a version of the same Richard Matheson story done in 1964 ("The Last Man on Earth") with Vincent Price? It wasn't very good, though...

Übermilf: Ha! Good cracker, good cracker!

Susan: I say that you take them out first... You could dress up as Colonel Mustard and snuff them out with the candlestick in the Library!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Obama's Soylent-brand healthcare! Good to the last bite. ;o)

Randal Graves: Everything goes good with mustard! Except chocolate cake and ice cream, of course.

Odile: Mmm... That sounds good! I like honey. :o)

 
At Mon Aug 03, 10:26:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

I like Soylent White better. It's the cracker made only for white people.

 

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