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Friday, July 24, 2009

Never Put Your Banana in the Refrigerator!!!

Never put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

17 Comments:

At Fri Jul 24, 12:15:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: This is phase 76 of your terrible plans. You can't fool me. Though bananas are delicious. Damn you!
At Fri Jul 24, 01:09:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: I eat a banana a day- always have!

And, I hate them refrigerated with a near passion.
At Fri Jul 24, 03:01:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: Why are you so short in that picture? And where are your pants?
At Fri Jul 24, 04:29:00 PM, Michael Hart said...: I can haz bananaburger?
At Fri Jul 24, 05:19:00 PM, ZedWord said...: No wonder God invented bananas just for us, thereby proving evolution to be a false concept.

All praise the mighty banana! HAIL!
At Fri Jul 24, 11:39:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I love Bananas and always have a bunch handy. And you don't have to cook them and they come in those handy environmentally sound wrappers that make the best compost ever.

I make smoothies with them every morning.

1 banana {or two}
a hand full of blue berries
frozen sliced strawberries and peaches.
Table Spoon of molasses
Table Spoon of Raw Honey
Two Table Spoon of Hemp Seed Powder Protein
1 Cup of Low Fat plain Yogurt
1 cup of 2 percent milk.
Sometimes I put a Tablespoon of Smart Balance Flax seed Oil mixed Peanut Butter

Blend, makes 3 12 oz glasses there abouts.

mmmmmm Breakfast! The kids love it and so do I.
At Sat Jul 25, 06:59:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Darwins Dagger - we already have, unless you`re one of those fundamentalists.

I prefer my banana served with ice cream, fudge, sprinkles, whipped topping, and minus the banana - they`re only empty calories. Now who doesn't like their sundae, even on a Monday? As for the effects of refrigeration, I don't know - but my chewing gum does lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night!
At Sat Jul 25, 09:22:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Technically we're hominids who share a common ancestor with the Great Apes, but I guess we're close enough to count. Just don't tell Dr. Z. He's a radical fundamentalist who with have you lobotomized and emasculated for suggesting a connection between simians and humans.
At Sat Jul 25, 10:19:00 AM, Tengrain said...: You may have my allotment of bananas. I cannot stand the smell of the things.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Sat Jul 25, 05:00:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: I only eat organic bananas. They tell me about NPR podcasts I might have missed during my busy week.
At Sat Jul 25, 08:59:00 PM, annabkrr said...: I've been called Anna Banana my entire life & thus HATE freaking bananas.
At Sun Jul 26, 01:05:00 AM, BAC said...: I love bananas. We eat a ton of them at my house, but we never put them in the refrigerator. Makes them turn brown.

BAC
At Sun Jul 26, 06:47:00 PM, susan said...: I read somewhere that over 25% of human genes are the same as a banana. Makes you think, don't it?
At Mon Jul 27, 08:24:00 AM, okjimm said...: "don't stick your banana in the fridge"

sheesh...my wife always said I could stick mine in my ear!
At Mon Jul 27, 08:38:00 AM, Matthew Hubbard said...: This post made me go out and buy bananas.

Thanks, Doc!
At Tue Jul 28, 10:10:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Darwin's Dagger: It's not so much of an occupation as an extermination. ;o)

Randal Graves: Ha! Our plan is working!

Freida Bee, MD: A banana a day, that's all we ask! ;o)

Übermilf: It is simply a very tall refrigerator. And my pants are neatly folded on the chair, of course.

Michael Hart: Hee hee! A website where people caption cute banana pictures!

ZedWord: All hail the almighty nanner! Hallowed be it's peel. >:o|

Seeing Eye Chick: That sounds really good. I am going to try your recipe! But what the heck is Hemp Seed Powder Protein and Smart Balance Flax seed Oil mixed Peanut Butter?

Jang-chub Ozer: I agree! ice cream improves everything else, but who really needs everything else anyway? ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: According tot he Super Secret Sacred Scrolls, apes evolved from man. It makes sense, because men are so inferior. Man only has two thumbs instead of four, they are terrible at climbing trees, and they kill their own kind for lust and greed! Also, they smell really funny. ;o)

Tengrain: **hrumph** Clearly you are a banana elitist.

Comrade Kevin: Wow! Is that what bananas talk about! ;o)

Anna: Humans are so cruel. :o(

BAC: Ah, a fellow culinary gourmet! So glad that we share a taste for bananas in common. :o)

Susan: Ack! If that's true, that means that I must dislike %25 of bananas! ;o)

OKJimm: And your wife is giving you some wise advice. Or is she?

Matty Boy: Hee hee! I am glad that you have bought some nutritious bananas. But did you buy ice cream? That is the important question... ;o)
At Thu Jul 30, 11:16:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Flax Seed and Hemp Seed are a good food source for Fatty Omega Acids. This is good for your connective tissues, your cardio and your brain.
:)

If you are a natural blond or redhead, then you would benefit from these items. You have a naturally thinner cuticle on your hair shaft. You need moisture from the inside out which these items help deliver.

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