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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Relative Sizes of Monsters

The Biology of B-Movie Monsters

6 Comments:

At Thu Aug 06, 07:45:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: King Kong vs. Godzilla? Looks more like Godzilla steps on King Kong.
At Thu Aug 06, 07:59:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: Where's the giant alien insect spectre from Quatermass and the Pit?
At Thu Aug 06, 09:02:00 AM, Matthew Hubbard said...: I included this on my blog late last month. If the Fifty Foot Woman was as big as depicted in the famous poster, she'd be eye-to-eye with Gojira. (The Japanese spelling is a nice nerdy touch.)
At Thu Aug 06, 12:27:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Rush Limbaugh could still defeat each of them via his aural death ray.
At Thu Aug 06, 03:13:00 PM, Ricky Shambles said...: I think that funny marshmallow man is doing a photo shoot with Clover for Vanity Fair. The rest are just spectators.
At Fri Aug 07, 08:01:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Darwin's Dagger: I think that Japanese King Kong is bigger than American King Kong. It's probably because of the trade imbalance! ;o)

Zirgar: I love that movie! It scared the bejeesus outta me when I was a kid. :o)

Matty Boy: I should have realized that if it included the the Fifty Foot Woman that it would be of particular interest to you! :o)

Randal Graves: Yes, but Rush Limbaugh doesn't belong on a Giant Monster Chart. He belongs on a Giant Asshole Chart! ;o)

Ricky Shambles: Vanity Fair is really trying to broaden their readership, I guess! ;o)

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