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Monday, August 03, 2009

To Serve Man

(Holy crap - It's a cook book!)

11 Comments:

At Mon Aug 03, 10:24:00 AM, Comrade Kevin said...: No, he's just an emissary of the Devil. Close enough.
At Mon Aug 03, 11:27:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: "Lucifer" means the bringer of light (wisdom). So basically all you need to know about Christianity is that smartypants wisdom bringers are the bad guys, and the ignorati are the good guys. (This also seems to be the theme on Fox News)

I wonder if that dude looked THAT up in his dictionary?
At Mon Aug 03, 11:49:00 AM, BadTux said...: What do you expect from a man whose birth certificate has serial number 666?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
At Mon Aug 03, 02:38:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: I love TZ references.
At Mon Aug 03, 08:07:00 PM, Steve said...: i had an idea this was going to happen. if only i could take my vote back instead of being on a spacecraft being beefed up form someone elses dinner.
damn you barry x!
At Mon Aug 03, 10:14:00 PM, susan said...: Like any true saint when he's done on one side he'll tell you when to turn the spit.
At Tue Aug 04, 10:13:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: So, what, he's going to cook us and serve us to his fellow demons? Am I still getting a tax cut?
At Tue Aug 04, 11:27:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: No it's not a cook book
At Wed Aug 05, 08:30:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: So that's what he plans on doing with all of the old people that his healthcare plan is going to kill off!
At Thu Aug 06, 07:16:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Comrade Kevin: He's only an emissary? I thought he was evil incarnate! ;o)

Jess Wundrun: The odd part is that Lucifer (or the "bringer of light") was also the Morning Star, or Venus. The star in the islamic flag is also the Morning Star! And God spelled backward is Dog, for that matter. ;o)

BadTux: Ack! It's the same backwards as forwards, just like 'Obama'! Oh wait, no... That's 'Omaba'... ;o)

Dean Wormer: I love that show. Neener, Neener, Neener, Neener, Neener, Neener, DUH DUH DUUUUUHH!

Steve: I know! ANd the worst part is that the menu is delicious! ;o)

Susan: How thoughtful! He probably brought his own barbecue sauce. ;o)

Randal Graves: Even worse! He is going to turn Medicaid into a government run program! ;o)

ThoughtCriminal: Ack! It's "The Story of O"! (Obama!)

Zirgar: I guess so! We shall end our lives as entrees!
At Sun Aug 09, 07:34:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: and it only took 6 months to decipher

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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