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Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Death Panel Centerfold Model Speaks!

The death panel centerfold model speaks!

11 Comments:

At Thu Sep 24, 03:54:00 PM, JoeBama "Truth 101" Kelly said...: Keep your paws off of her you damn dirty ape!

Probably been said to you a million times but I couldn't resist Dr.Zauis. If you delete from old joke fatigue I understand.
At Thu Sep 24, 08:21:00 PM, Anonymous said...: You realize that this image has probably been added to many a wing nut spank tank.

Yick but true.
At Thu Sep 24, 11:38:00 PM, Tengrain said...: I'd still rather have the Grand Slam at Denny's.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Sep 25, 08:35:00 AM, Laura said...: Hahahah... ahhhh... what can I say?
((Hugs))
Laura
At Fri Sep 25, 10:36:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Of course porn makes me gay. I'm happy after watching some, ain't I?
At Fri Sep 25, 04:43:00 PM, Sleestak said...: To think that was a scene that could have happened in the Oval Office
At Sat Sep 26, 10:51:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: She's so smart and pretty.
At Sat Sep 26, 03:18:00 PM, zencomix said...: Now, if only somebody was cutting off turkey heads in the background as a castration surrogate metaphor!

May the Triangle of Truth rest upon your head, Dr.
At Mon Sep 28, 03:20:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: what a waste of perfectly good whipped cream
At Tue Sep 29, 11:56:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: TRUTH 101: I wouldn't touch Pain with a ten foot pole! I might catch something really stupid, like her husband did... ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Ha! "a wing nut spank tank" Hee hee!

Tengrain: Hmm. What about the Rooty-tootie Fresh-and-Fruity Breakfast? I like to wear the fake nose and glasses. ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: She's the anti-drug! Ack! ;o)

Sunshine: :o)

Randal Graves: Literal to the end, Randal. :o)

Sleestak: Indeed! Imagine the mess. And drapes are so difficult to clean...

Übermilf: Hoo boy! Why is your nose growing? ;o)

Zencomix: Ack! I have a great fear of castration surrogate metaphors. :o(

Distributorcap: I agree. And cherries! Don't forget the cherries. :o)
At Wed Sep 30, 09:51:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: That just made me vomit. Thanks, Dr. Z!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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