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Thursday, September 17, 2009

My Tribute to Senator Max Baucus

No time for blogging today! I am taking a brief respite from my immense caseload of human lobotomies in order to catch up on the latest medical journals. [ 1, 2, 3 ] (As much as I enjoy the saucy fold-out centerfold sections, I mostly read these fine periodicals for the interesting and provocative articles. Really.) In the meantime you can watch this swell video that I made as a tribute to Senator Max Baucus. (Hey you, get back in your jar! Jeepers, brains sure are slippery...)

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At Thu Sep 17, 09:15:00 AM, Blogger Rehctaw said...

Oh Magoo, you've done it again!

Even in the land of douches there's no bigger douche than Douchy DouchebacKass and his $3.9 million
price tag.

Expect a nice thank you card from his miscreant staffers. They're nothing if not attentive to details.

At Thu Sep 17, 09:25:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Max Baucus' bill could be the deathknell for my company.

You know, I generally despise the "joe plumbers" of the world who complain about taxes running them out of business, but here I am to say that my company could not afford his bill.

For some reason it seems to believe that employers can actually afford the health care coverage that we provide our employees. We can't, and the last thing that can happen is to have our rates go up. Insurance companies will most definately hike my rates for many reasons, but the most basic one will be because they can.

If I didn't have to pay health care insurance I could hire at least one more worker. If MY taxes were raised, that would be okay, because I'd pay taxes on gross revenue, as revenue goes up I pay more -- no problem. But with healthcare as a fixed cost in my budget, even if business drops off the prices just go higher. Shut the door and turn out the lights.

I could have summed this up quicker just by agreeing: Max B is a douchebag. (Douchebaucus?)

At Thu Sep 17, 09:26:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

I love that song.. did you sing that yourself? Very catchy! I'll be singing it all day I'm sure! ;P


At Thu Sep 17, 09:27:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Ha! I was so pissed I skipped right over retchaw's much better douchebackass joke and made my lame one.

At Thu Sep 17, 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Baucus is douchealicious!

I love processing our medical journals, they always have the neatest pictures of cut open flesh on the back covers!

At Thu Sep 17, 10:30:00 AM, Blogger Some Guy said...

If I had a cell phone, I'd make that song my ringtone. That was a beautiful tribute, Dr. Z.

At Thu Sep 17, 10:59:00 AM, Blogger Fran Langum / Blue Gal said...

I'd put the douche song at the end after he restores order. More "ironical" that way. But it's lovely, Zaius just lovely.

At Thu Sep 17, 03:35:00 PM, Blogger Hamed said...

He may be the biggest sellout since Joe Lieberman, but you have to admit, the name is catchy:

All Hail Max Baucus!
Biggest Douche-icus of all time-icus

At Thu Sep 17, 05:04:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

This deserves an academy award for Best Picture!

At Sat Sep 19, 05:52:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

All I know is I'm sure the police removed the wrong man.

At Tue Sep 29, 11:43:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Max Ballkiss, which is just what he gave the healthcare industry.


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