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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Pastor Swank: "Palin Represents a Biblical Way of Life, Obama Represents a Satanic Cult"

 

Pastor J. Grant Swank Jr. of the New Hope Church has written an interesting opinion piece for the conservative website renewamerica.com [ 2, 3, 5, 6 ] which compares the religious beliefs of President Barack Obama and former Govenor Sarah Palin, and makes a clear endorsement for one of the two political figures.

Sarah Palin's deity is the God of the Bible. Her personal Savior is Jesus Christ. Her holy writ is the infallible, inerrant Bible. Her hope for eternity is heaven as described in the Word of God. Her hope for the present is God's will activated in her dedication.

Barack Hussein Obama's deity is the god of the Koran — Allah. His personal savior is Allah, though he professes to be a Protestant via his membership in the theologically liberal United Church of Christ (Congregational / UCC). That would make him out to be a witness to Jesus Christ; of course, that is bogus, including his testimony that at an altar at Chicago's Trinity UCC he discovered Christ. If it was Christ, it is not the Christ of the New Testament.

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This cancer sore Obama is the most dangerous occurrence ever in all the Republic's history for it promises us our doom.

Then comes along Sarah Palin. What does she hold out for the populace?

She speaks of common sense politics, a Christian heritage history continuance, reliance upon the God of Scripture, actual hope in prayer and the Holy Spirit's guidance in one's personal faith life.

She comes from a biblical base regarding worship gatherings. It is not theological liberalism as touted in the United Church of Christ, Episcopal Church, Anglican Church, United Church of Canada, Unitarianism, Evangelical (a misnomer) Lutheran Church of America and other anti-Christ labels.

She worships with Christians who seek to live out the Bible, confess to following Christ as personal Redeemer, pray daily, conduct family devotions, believe in miracles, repent of their sins and then yearn to go forth in holiness.

Palin is the antithesis to Obama. Palin represents a biblical way of life. Obama represents a satanic cult.

America is now faced with the choice of Palin or Obama. Of course, in weeks and months to come, someone else may log in to sideline Palin. But at the moment, it is Palin versus Obama.

 

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20 Comments:

At Thu Dec 03, 05:51:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

In prayerful reflection on the Sacred Scriptures I have pretty much gleaned that Saint Paul would not be a Palin voter:

1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

 
At Thu Dec 03, 09:21:00 AM, Blogger Laura said...

Ugggghhhhh~
Religion makes my head hurt. I can't even read all of this, I just gleaned it.

I mean really. Can these people hear themselves talking?? (yes, I know some people will say the same thing about me but...whatever!)

I am so bored with the U.S. letting all these fundi Christians run their country.
I'm not against anyone believing in God or going to church. Go ahead! Why does that make them the authority on how the country should be run though? Personally I don't think many of them even give a rats ass about God. He just serves their purpose of getting what THEY want.
Obama better get his Jesus on if he wants to stay in office another term.

((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Thu Dec 03, 09:32:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Good Lord! Imagine if these crazy nutjobs actually got a president elected. .....Oh wait.....

 
At Thu Dec 03, 10:07:00 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

I still blame England for shipping off all their Puritans to the New World.

Is it too late to send them back? Did we save the receipt?

 
At Thu Dec 03, 10:10:00 AM, Blogger zencomix said...

It's comforting to know that Pastor Swank knows Palin in the Biblical Sense.

Is the Pastor still publishing his magazine?

 
At Thu Dec 03, 10:43:00 AM, Blogger Thomas Fummo said...

Your hilarious photoshopping skills helped me get this bitter pill of news down without gagging.

 
At Thu Dec 03, 01:03:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Hilary Swank is a pastor? When the hell did this happen?

 
At Thu Dec 03, 08:27:00 PM, Blogger JustJoeP said...

all Hail Satan !!

 
At Thu Dec 03, 09:27:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

That's an interesting thought Ubermilf. Considering they sent the Puritans here and the criminals to Australia, look who's better off.

Excellent honeyed pictures Dr. Z to help us swallow this bitter brew.

 
At Thu Dec 03, 09:56:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

And this ploy worked so well in 2008, they can't wait to try it again.

 
At Thu Dec 03, 10:34:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Excuse me, but is there a vomitorium in here?

 
At Fri Dec 04, 12:32:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Is this the same pastor that performed the de-witching on Palin in Wasilla?

Christian religious kooks. Makes me want to watch Elmer Gantry again and again.

 
At Fri Dec 04, 10:10:00 AM, Blogger Sue J said...

I guess they forgot about good 'ol Commandment number 9:

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor

But then again, if you don't live next to the White House, then technically Obama is not your "neighbor," so it's okay to tell lies about him....

 
At Fri Dec 04, 12:28:00 PM, Blogger Teresita said...

In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the "Peanuts" television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman's "friend's list" had access to the post. He has more than 1,600 friends on Facebook.

"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

Ask yourself, "Had I the choice between watching that speech and watching A Charlie Brown Christmas, which would it be?"

 
At Fri Dec 04, 01:37:00 PM, Blogger Targa said...

Reading between the lines, what "Pastor" Swank is really saying is: "Obama is black, he is bad."

And that, in a nutshell, is the true right wing argument against Obama.

Good night and good luck.

 
At Fri Dec 04, 02:24:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

How can a sweet little presidential cherub be evil, man?

 
At Sat Dec 05, 04:25:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i guess leroy is talking in the satanic code

more reason to just hate organized religion

 
At Sat Dec 05, 08:10:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Beware the false prophet(s).

 
At Sat Dec 05, 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Teresita: Ha! That's awesome! VERY well put. :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: It's amazing that this guy even get's posted on a website, even a teabag website. ;o)

sunshine: "Obama better get his Jesus on if he wants to stay in office another term."

Ack! That makes MY head hurt! ;o)

Jess Wundrun: Ack! I hope that doesn't happen again! They need to put an orangutan in the White House. ;o)

Übermilf: Too late! The warranty ran out. ;o)

Zencomix: Ack! He has a magazine? Probably more of a comic book. ;o)

3NINO: Thanks, you, 3NINO! You are very kind. :o)

Randal Graves: Hilary Swank is a pastor? I thought that she was a ninja!

JustJoeP: Ha! That's a great sound clip! Where is that from? ;o)

susan: Thanks, Susan! I've heard that Australia isn't much better. Lots of Fundamentalists down under. ;o)

ThoughtCriminal: With Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, they can't lose in 2012! ;o)

Dguzman: Might I direct you to Senator Vitter's office... ;o)

Tea Break: Elmer Gantry was a great movie! I think that this is a whole different kook. ;o)

Sue J: It's OK to lie about Democrats. That's what Baby Jesus says! ;o)

Teresita: That's silly! But if Obama's Speech had interrupted "the Grinch Who Stole Christmas" - Well, that would be un-American! ;o)

Targa: Imagine if we had elected Hilary Clinton! Pastor Swank's head might spin off into space. ;o)

Distributorcap: I hate those blog spammers. :o(

Comrade Kevin: The problem is that there are so many of them! ;o)

 
At Mon Dec 21, 09:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Besides 1 Timothy 2:11 - 15 and 1 Corinthians 14:35 - 35, be sure to check out Judges 19:22 - 29!
And be sure to pray REAL HARD for Sara Palin!

 

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