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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Senate Passes Health Bill

Yay! On this was born a senate bill that will kill thousands of innocent Americans with Death Panels!

5 Comments:

At Thu Dec 24, 01:03:00 PM, Sleestak said...: I'm gratified the old Death Panels of haphazard denial of claims, paperwork foot-dragging and caps on care have been replaced by the far more logical and equitable Nu-Death Quorums.
At Thu Dec 24, 01:45:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Soilent Green is Grandma! Little do *THEY know that this healthbill also doubles as a global warming preventative measure.

Buahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
At Fri Dec 25, 01:25:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Happy Christmas Zaius!

I hope you got laid in the manger, too!

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Dec 25, 06:33:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sleestak: It's just like Logan's Run - Every day is Last Day! Merry Christmas, Sleestak! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Ack! I blame Al Gore! Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

Tengrain: Sarah Palin is so Christ-like that she is veritably mangeriffic! Merry Christmas, Tengrain! ;o)
At Sat Dec 26, 09:58:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: I thought there was a provision that limited this to the first born.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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