Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Senate Passes Health Bill

Yay! On this was born a senate bill that will kill thousands of innocent Americans with Death Panels!

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At Thu Dec 24, 01:03:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...

I'm gratified the old Death Panels of haphazard denial of claims, paperwork foot-dragging and caps on care have been replaced by the far more logical and equitable Nu-Death Quorums.

At Thu Dec 24, 01:45:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Soilent Green is Grandma! Little do *THEY know that this healthbill also doubles as a global warming preventative measure.


At Fri Dec 25, 01:25:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Happy Christmas Zaius!

I hope you got laid in the manger, too!



At Fri Dec 25, 06:33:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sleestak: It's just like Logan's Run - Every day is Last Day! Merry Christmas, Sleestak! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Ack! I blame Al Gore! Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

Tengrain: Sarah Palin is so Christ-like that she is veritably mangeriffic! Merry Christmas, Tengrain! ;o)

At Sat Dec 26, 09:58:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

I thought there was a provision that limited this to the first born.


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