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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Last Minute Shopping Ideas

Still available at Glenn Beck's Website: Baby's Last Christmas Ornament, ONLY $14.95

5 Comments:

At Thu Dec 24, 01:04:00 PM, Sleestak said...: It...It's not even ironic.
At Thu Dec 24, 01:48:00 PM, Anonymous said...: No its just sadly pathetic. And like Benny Hinn Lovegifts, people are probably out there buying them in all due sincerity.
At Fri Dec 25, 01:11:00 AM, Kelly the little black dog said...: I thought this was a joke until I followed the link to the idiot's web site. Really sad!
At Fri Dec 25, 06:42:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sleestak: I know! How can he press his shirts with any irony!?!?! Merry Christmas, Sleestak! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: They may be buying them, but I don't think that sincerity has anything to do with it! Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

Kelly the little black dog: It is hard to believe that it's real, Glenn Beck thought it was such a great idea that he commissioned artwork for it and everything. It's kind of amazing how his mind works! Merry Christmas, Kelly the little black dog! ;o)
At Fri Dec 25, 08:33:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Glenn Beck has a mind? Well don't that beat all.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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