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Friday, March 26, 2010

Happy birthday, Speaker Pelosi!

Happy birthday, Speaker Pelosi!

Don't cry, Rep. Boehner. We saved you some cake!

5 Comments:

At Fri Mar 26, 08:44:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: Bwah! Love it.
At Sat Mar 27, 09:37:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Yes Mr Boehner, We saved you some cake! Its all made of aborted babies! Buahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa, and old people soilent green.

I like mine with Wasabe.
At Sun Mar 28, 11:07:00 AM, Dr. Psycho said...: A brilliant birthday card. I must steal it for my "political images" gallery at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Super-Pics0

Because I'm tired of its being dominated by pictures of Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin.
At Mon Mar 29, 01:49:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Hate to point this out, Dr. Z, but I think Boehner is a secret orangutan. What else explains the orange coloration?
At Wed Mar 31, 08:15:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Lisa: Yay! Thanks, Lisa! :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Hee hee! Aborted baby cake! My favorite. Some old people are definitely more "soilent" than others. ;o)

Dr. Psycho: Thanks, Dr. Psycho! Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin can be quite domineering indeed. ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: Ack! Sir, you cut me to the quick. Shakespeare said that "all that glitters is not gold". Not all things that are golden in hue are as sublime as the majestic orangutan. ;o)

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