The Catholic Spiritual Roto-Rooter App
As predicted by the documentary THX-1138, the U.S. Catholic Church has given its blessing to an iPhone app aimed at helping Catholics with confession. [ 2 ]
"You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy more... and be happy."
You can also buy buy a Gothic Jesus MP3 Player!
4 Comments:
You wouldn't believe where the plug goes on the Jesus MP3 player. Let's just say I would hit the e over high c in the hallelujah chorus if they ever shoved one there on me.
Regards,
Tengrain
Thanks. Great post!!! Hope you don't mind my link at:
http://chimpplanet.blogspot.com/2011/03/pope-orders-all-catholics-to-get-new.html
I wonder what happens if Pagan or Satanic music, or the lectures of Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens are stored and played on this MP3 device?
Tengrain: Eek! I had no idea that MP3 players were so dangerous! ;o)
Chimp: Thanks, Chimp! ;o)
JustJoeP: I don't know - Maybe we should ask the Pope! ;o)
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