Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Yuletide greetings, everyone!

I have a special christmas recipe for you...

Handed down by the Great Lawgiver, who brought presents to all of the good apes and gave lobotomies to all of those pesky humans. Here is his divine simian recipe:

Milk Punch ala the Great Lawgiver
Fill the blender 3/4 full of ice
fill the blender 3/4 full of milk
2 capfulls of vanilla (1/2 teaspoon)
4 heaping tablespoons of sugar
Mix in 3 shots of brandy
Sprinkle Nutmeg on top of each serving.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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At Fri Dec 24, 12:40:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Reading your excellent blog is like getting two slices of chocolate cake!

Merry Christmas!

Your pal,


At Fri Dec 24, 02:18:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

your stuff is my present.

At Fri Dec 24, 02:30:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee, MD said...

Merry Christmas, Dear Dr.!!!! Drink overabundantly for me. ;)

At Fri Dec 24, 03:19:00 PM, Blogger Matty Boy said...

Thanks for the holiday cheer, Doc.

Best wishes to you and yours.

At Fri Dec 24, 05:39:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

A most civilized tradition. I will be sending my list of humans over for their medical "present" shortly.

At Fri Dec 24, 07:52:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

What Tengrain said! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas, Dr. Z!!


At Fri Dec 24, 11:48:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Merry Christmas Dr. Z. I'll have to give the punch a try. It might need a bit more brandy though.

At Sat Dec 25, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Some Guy said...

Merry Christmas, Dr. Z!

At Sat Dec 25, 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

Merry Christmas, Dr. Zaius!

That punch sounds wonderful.

At Sat Dec 25, 10:56:00 AM, Blogger genexs said...

Merry Mithras' Day, Dr Z! I'm up for the hemp milk version of the punch. Weee!

At Sun Dec 26, 01:57:00 PM, Blogger Guye said...

Thanks to the Great Lawgiver for the spirits and Merry X-mas Dr. Z.

At Wed Dec 29, 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain Yay! Thanks and Merry Christmas, Tengrain. ;o)

Distributorcap: You are very kind. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Distributorcap. ;o)

Freida Bee, MD: overabundance is my liddle name! Merry Christmas, Freida Bee, MD. ;o)

Matty Boy: Merry Christmas, Matty Boy! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Many humans are quite deserving of the medical "present" from the Great Lawgiver. Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

BAC: Merry Christmas, BAC! ;o)

Kelly the little black dog: I think that you will find the brandy has quite a kick, Kelly the little black dog! Merry Christmas! ;o)

Some Guy: Merry Christmas, Some Guy! ;o)

Lisa: Merry Christmas, Lisa! ;o)

Genexs: Smoking milk punch? I would assume that it would be har d to keep lit! Merry Christmas, Genexs! ;o)

Guye: Merry Christmas to you, Guye! ;o)

At Sat Feb 26, 08:20:00 PM, Blogger Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Eff'n hillarious, dude. God bless you with discernment when you see our blogs, for they ain't everyone - only those with bawls.


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