Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

(My good friend George sent me this.)

October Ritual

It's Halloween night. Yes, it's finally here.

I've bought all the candy – twice as much as last year.

I have Hershey and Nestle and Tootsie Roll Pops,

Marshmallow pumpkins, black and orange gum drops,

Snickers, and Reese's, M&Ms, Milky Ways,

Baby Ruth, Butterfinger, taffy, Pay Days,

Candy corn, Almond Joys, Good ‘n' Plenty, and Mounds,

Skittles and Kit Kats, Cracker Jack by the pounds.

There are Three Musketeers, Junior Mints that I'll freeze.

I've splurged on Godiva and boxes of See's.

Yes now I am ready; I've spared no expense.

So let's get things started. Let the evening commence.

Though the street will be crowded with children galore,

I'm not turning the light on. I won't answer the door.

That shouldn't surprise you; it's clear, don't you see?

For all of the candy's for me – just for me!

© 2011 George Bereschik

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At Tue Nov 01, 10:27:00 AM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Wonderful poem. Happy Halloween.

At Tue Nov 01, 11:38:00 AM, Blogger Laura said...

LOL! That's a great poem. :P I can relate.

Happy be-lated Halloween!


At Tue Nov 01, 10:37:00 PM, Blogger McGriddle Pants said...

Yes! I've been in a candy coma for most of the day!

At Wed Nov 02, 03:27:00 PM, Blogger Chimp said...

I like KitKat and your Halloween Kitty. We gotta come-up with a Halloween Chimp for next year!

At Tue Sep 01, 03:08:00 AM, Blogger Abdi Sukur said...

Jika Anda telah terinfeksi penyakit ini, maka anda akan memiliki banyak pilihan untuk menyingkirkan mereka. Yang terpenting anda tidak perlu malu jika sedang mengidap penyakit ini, karena hal itu justru akan membuat anda lambat menyembuhkanya.
Obat Kutil Kelamin,
Obat Kutil Kelamin Wanita,
Tanda-Tanda Kutil Kelamin Condyloma Acuminata Di Bibir Memek,
Cara Menghilangkan Kutil Di Kemaluan
Obat Menghilangkan Kutil Di Bibir Vagina

At Tue Sep 01, 01:14:00 PM, Blogger Yusrisal Herbal said...

Disini kami menjual Obat wasir Ambeclear Ampuh dan Obat Kencing Nanah dijamin dalam waktu 3 hari penyakit anda sudah sembuh dan obat kami sudah terdaftar di BPOM
Obat Wasir
Obat Ambeien
Obat Wasir Ambeien Berdarah
Obat Kencing Nanah
Obat Kencing Nanah Di Apotik
Obat Kencing Nanah Pria
Obat Kencing Nanah Wanita

At Sun Jan 10, 07:20:00 PM, Blogger Obat Kutil said...

Seberat apapun beban masalah yang kamu hadapi saat ini, percayalah bahwa semua itu tidak pernah melebihi batas kemampuan kamu.


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