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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Bill O'Reilly Finally Lifts His Economically Crippling Ban on the Beleaguered French People


France is no longer a forgotten nation! Bill O'Reilly has finally relented and lifted his onerous ban on all things French! The French can now celebrate their hard-won victory over the years of secular progressivism that has crippled their nation. If it had not been for France electing a neocon president, Nicolas Sarkozy, O'Reilly's ban on France might still be in place. Thank god for right-wing french politicians!

This is bigger than V-E Day! O'Reilly's boycott has cost France "billions of dollars" according to O'Reilly, quoting a figure from the fictitious French newspaper, the "Paris Business Review."

You can read O'Reilly's take on the lifting of the boycott at billoreilly.com. Bill-O says that, "'Boycott France' bumper stickers do remain available on BillOReilly.com for nostalgia purposes, and you never know... we may have to re-impose it." Bill is gong to wait before he checks into some "chi-chi farmhouse in Provence," though. There might still be some left-wing French cooties still floating about.

But what of fair Ségolène Royal? I guess it was just not meant to be. Don't cry, Ségolène, we'll always have Paris.

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4 Comments:

At Wed May 09, 08:53:00 AM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Zut alors!

Est-ce que je peux parler français encore?

Avec respect,

Tengrain

 
At Wed May 09, 08:57:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I laid claim to the tres sexy Segolene first damn you, she's mine I tell ya, all mine.

 
At Wed May 09, 12:12:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

I just picture this insanely idiotic image in O'Reilly's head, like a bunch of nineteenth century peasants taking to the streets and dancing because he lkes them again. What a dope.

 
At Thu May 10, 01:53:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain: "Tish, you spoke French!" And in answer your rather provacative question,

Oui, mademoiselle, oui. Votre accent est parfait. Clairement vous êtes un terroriste. Le stylo est sur la table. Mon train est de vingt minutes en retard. J'apprécie le raifort!

Dr. Monkerstein: Ah, when will you ever learn... You can never own a woman, you can only appreciate her. ;o)

SamuraiFrog: Holy crap! I love the image you describe. That would have been a much better better picture to use! Bill-O is indeed a sad little deluded man.

 

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