France is no longer a forgotten nation!
Bill O'Reilly has finally relented and lifted his onerous ban on all things French!
The French can now celebrate their hard-won victory over the years of secular progressivism
that has crippled their nation. If it had not been for France electing a neocon president, Nicolas Sarkozy, O'Reilly's ban on France might still be in place. Thank god for right-wing french politicians!
This is bigger than V-E Day!
O'Reilly's boycott has cost France "billions of dollars" according to O'Reilly, quoting a figure from the fictitious French newspaper, the "Paris Business Review."
You can read O'Reilly's take on the lifting of the boycott at billoreilly.com.
Bill-O says that, "'Boycott France' bumper stickers do remain available on BillOReilly.com for nostalgia purposes, and you never know... we may have to re-impose it."
Bill is gong to wait before he checks into some "chi-chi farmhouse in Provence,"
though. There might still be some left-wing French cooties still floating about.
But what of fair Ségolène Royal?
I guess it was just not meant to be. Don't cry, Ségolène, we'll always have Paris.