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Friday, May 18, 2007

Me Tarzan, You... How does that go again? 

George Bush of the Jungle

I can't think of a good caption for this picture of George Bush of the Jungle. Can anybody else think of a good caption?

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9 Comments:

At Fri May 18, 05:32:00 AM, Anonymous Infidel753 said...

"Look! We finally discoverated Saddam's hiddenized Weapon of Mass Destructionism! It's a nucular missile, it really is! Now, Nancy, please restorify the budget for my suits!"

 
At Fri May 18, 09:13:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

I didnt think chimps had abs that ripped. Daaaaaaaamn. I think I am wasting my time on the wrong species.


And thus, Evil Spock jumps all over that comment and calls me out for wanting to engaging in inter-species sex. Great.

 
At Fri May 18, 10:40:00 AM, Blogger Kelly the dog said...

I always thought George was the chimp!

 
At Fri May 18, 11:38:00 AM, Blogger DCup said...

George says: I'm holding the talking spear, so I'll talk. Now. Let me say. I. look. forward to. using this spear. to - uh - to uh - to poke Alberto Gonzales, if, uh if, you can show me that he's not a good man. Because I'm the decider and I have decided that the Attorney General is a - uh - a good man.

And I - uh - I won't be pokin' him unless you can show me that he deserves it.

Next question.

 
At Fri May 18, 02:30:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

9/11, 9/11, war on terror, 9/11.

 
At Fri May 18, 08:08:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

The Chimpy McStagger Doctrine: Speak stupidly and carry a big spear.


Regards,

Tenrain

 
At Sat May 19, 07:00:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

You know, I think that these are all great for their own reasons, but I don't think we have an actual caption that really works yet. Maybe I am just being too fussy, I'm sorry.

Infidel753: said: "Look! We finally discoverated Saddam's hiddenized Weapon of Mass Destructionism! It's a nucular missile, it really is! Now, Nancy, please restorify the budget for my suits!"

It's good because it's funny, and the language sounds like George. It is really to long to bee an effective word balloon, though. Also, it does not reference Tarzan, which would be essential for this picture. George is not really without clothes, he is dressed as Tarzan.

Angry Ballerina: Now, this comment is merely about how Angry Ballerina finds George Bush attractive as Tarzan, and then references Evil Spock (who is a Vulcan) and interspecies sex. Hmm...

Kelly the dog: said "I always thought George was the chimp!" which is actually a great caption! It references Tarzan, and it's short and to the point. I would then need to add a chimp, and perhaps someone to say the line, or run it across the bottom. Hmmm... I don't know...

DCup: said: George says: "I'm holding the talking spear, so I'll talk. Now. Let me say. I. look. forward to. using this spear. to - uh - to uh - to poke Alberto Gonzales, if, uh if, you can show me that he's not a good man. Because I'm the decider and I have decided that the Attorney General is a - uh - a good man. And I - uh - I won't be pokin' him unless you can show me that he deserves it. Next question." Which is funny! But I think that it's too long for a word balloon, and the reference to Alberto Gonzales is kind of time sensative and obscure. The caption needs to be more topical. Also, George seems to be at press conference as described in the caption, but there are no other people in the picture, so they would have to be added.

Dr. Monkerstein: said: 9/11, 9/11, war on terror, 9/11. Which is funny! and it's nice and short, but it does not reference Tarzan. Hmmm...

Tengrain: said: The Chimpy McStagger Doctrine: Speak stupidly and carry a big spear. Which is funny! and it's short and neat. I like it, but it does not really reference Tarzan, who was not an ape. (I should know.)

So I'm really torn. I do find some solace in the fact that you guys seemed to have the same problems that I did. Maybe I am over thinking the whole idea. What you guys think? I don't know.

 
At Mon May 21, 06:29:00 AM, Anonymous Vice President Elmer Fudd said...

"Me Tarzan, you ---
--- uh ---
---mmm ---
--- uh ---
--- uh,uh,uh can't get fooled again.

Now watch this swing. Heh heh."

 
At Wed May 23, 12:54:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I would like to say that is the best caption yet! But then again, it borrows from the title of the post, so my saying that actually sounds like I am not being impartial... Still, it's very funny!

 

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