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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A Pretty Girl in Uniform is Like a Melody

Dr. Zaius says that he is not feeling well...

This is for DCup over at Politits, who asks:

"Mmmhmmm. Okay, then, Dr. Z. but I suspect you may harbor fun-filled fantasies of ladies in white ministering to your most, um, basic of needs. I'll keep visiting your blog for hints."

6 Comments:

At Tue May 29, 12:06:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Glad I wear chartreuse.
At Tue May 29, 06:21:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Glad I'm not a lady.

Tengrain
At Tue May 29, 10:36:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I'm getting the hint here. Not a thing wrong with you except that hammer in your pants - oh, wait. That's the other simian blog.

Love this!
At Wed May 30, 02:52:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Angry Ballerina: The chartreuse might actually explain quite a few things.

Tengrain: Yes, but are you wearing chartreuse? That appears to be the question at hand.

DCup: Just for you, DCup!
At Wed May 30, 08:53:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Well, Dr. Z, in fact when I wrote that comment, I was, though I think American Apparel called it "green highlighter."

Regards,

Tengrain
At Thu May 31, 07:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Oh, I see. Hmmm...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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