Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Summertime Fun with Georgina and Uncle Dick

5 Comments:

At Wed May 30, 11:20:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: That's just wrong. His head on that beautiful body, it's just wrong on soooooo many levels. But if it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
At Wed May 30, 01:15:00 PM, Anonymous said...: The message is brilliant, but I can't quit focusing on that vintage swimsuit. I want it! Now I have to lose more weight to fit into something like it.
At Wed May 30, 03:02:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Nice pegs.
At Thu May 31, 06:37:00 AM, Becca said...: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

You are brilliant sir.
At Thu May 31, 07:18:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Thank you for your vote of "if it's wrong, then I don't want to be right." I couldn't stop cracking up over that! That body belongs to Ms. Scarlett Johansson, who you can admire as one of the few actresses that does not look like she is starving to death. When asked by Esquire Magazine, "Place where you'd never be found?" she answered, "The Republican National Convention." YES!

DCup: As much as I like bikinis, there is something really great about those older swimsuits. Like when they are filled by Annette Funicello, the original Gidget and Hayley Mills. Thank you for noticing the message!

Angry Ballerina: Hmm, yes. And they go all the way up, don't they?

Becca: Ha ha! It is kind of creepy, isn't it? Thank you, Becca.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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