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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Unfortunately, the Jedi Mind Trick Only Works on the Weak-Minded

Unfortunately, the Jedi Mind Trick Only Works on the Weak-Minded
Unfortunately, the Jedi Mind Trick only works on the weak-minded. Otherwise, we could also use it on Dick Cheney.

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5 Comments:

At Wed May 30, 02:40:00 PM, Anonymous Jess Wundrun said...

A highly difficult operation. I wonder, is the evil transformed into good, or is it sucked out in a big dilation and curettage and replaced with a healthy heapin' o' good from somewhere's else?

The reason that I ask is that if one sucks the evil out of GW's brain it will surely cave in on itself like an eggshell in my foodsaver and be destroyed before the good can be pumped back in.

Either outcome considered, I guess the operation would be worth it.

 
At Wed May 30, 03:02:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Ew god, what creepy looking fingers.

 
At Thu May 31, 06:59:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: OK, now you are making me look words like curettage, and that's not a good thing for the Zaius-Meister. I have a feeling that the evil is replaced with equal parts of good, as indicated by what the "Jedi" aliens are saying. (They are not really Jedi, they are DC universe bit players.) Upon reflection, perhaps the evil that fills George Bush's mind is probably the only thing that has kept his skull from caving in on itself until now. It does not seem to be hampered with anything else to speak of.

Angry Ballerina: All the better to suck out evil brains with.

 
At Thu May 31, 09:28:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Wonderful Zaius, just wonderful

 
At Thu May 31, 02:34:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jeepers!

 

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