The Omnipotent Poobah Warns Us of the Bananageddon
The infinitely wise and just Omnipotent Poobah has sighted yet another sign of the coming Apeocolypse, as first discovered by Cap'n Dyke. This short documentary film briefly describes the Bananageddon.
Al Gore has already been hawking this very short film along with his global warming narrative in a desperate plea to save the planet. I implore you, for the sake of the whole world, watch this film! The planet you save will be your own.
"Fellow humans, the survival of the planet is at stake. You must stop eating bananas - bananas are for monkeys. Save the monkey - save the world!"
Al Gore has already been hawking this very short film along with his global warming narrative in a desperate plea to save the planet. I implore you, for the sake of the whole world, watch this film! The planet you save will be your own.
"Fellow humans, the survival of the planet is at stake. You must stop eating bananas - bananas are for monkeys. Save the monkey - save the world!"
4 Comments:
I wish that British dude was Jude Law. I'd stop eating banana's for Jude Law.
Mmmm, bananas, mmmmmmmm.
You can have mine - I cannot stand the smell of 'em.
Regards,
Tengrain
PS - See, I don't hate monkeys, just Chimpy.
Angry Ballerina: I think that perhaps this is yet another of your quasi-provocative passive-aggressive Jude Law innuendos. (Or maybe you just like bananas.) You should eschew actors like Jude Law, and stick to more intelligent and refined actors, like Jay and Silent Bob.
Dr. Monkerstein: Bananas, yes. Here is a A nifty video with a different perspective on the human species.
Tengrain: I think that your comparison of the president to a chimpanzee is actually an overestimation of his talents, intelligence and attractiveness - as illustrated in this video clip.
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