Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Republicans want to Eat Your Brains!

Republicans want to Eat Your Brains!

According to Oliver Willis of Like Kryptonite To Stupid, Republicans want to eat your brains! He even found their theme song!

Republicans want to Eat Your Brains!

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains...

Republicans want to Eat Your Brains!

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14 Comments:

At Thu Jun 07, 06:14:00 AM, Anonymous Jess Wundrun said...

Whilst I will probably pack up the family, sell the house and move to Grenada should a Thompson presidency actually happen, I am comforted by the thought that it will be sooooooo easy to ridicule his ugly mug as you have done here, Doctor.

 
At Thu Jun 07, 07:18:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Aw lookit that cute lil Republican in the 2nd picture.

 
At Thu Jun 07, 08:17:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: Fred Thompson is a television actor and an idiot, but then I repeat myself. Grenada?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Yes, he is telling you that it is A-OK and All-American to eat brains.

 
At Thu Jun 07, 09:37:00 AM, Anonymous Jess Wundrun said...

Yes. Grenada.

But don't tell too many people. It will ruin the secret. Plus, I hear there is a medical school there for when the kids get a little older....

 
At Thu Jun 07, 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I checked out your site - Oh, take me with you! Are you thinking that when the kids get a little older that you can sell them to the medical school for scientific experimentation? Interesting thought...

 
At Thu Jun 07, 11:19:00 AM, Anonymous Jess Wundrun said...

Pound for pound it doesn't pay to sell the kids off when they get older. No return on investment.

We considered selling them to the gypsies, but the only thing close to a gypsy caravan in our neighborhood is the icecream truck. And I don't like the look of that guy

 
At Thu Jun 07, 05:43:00 PM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Is it just me, or does that kid look like he was separated from Newt Gingrich at birth?

 
At Thu Jun 07, 06:24:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

After I saw Hannibal, I always wanted to know if brains really do taste like butter.

 
At Fri Jun 08, 05:55:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: If it is no good to sell the kids off when they get older, pound for pound, are you are saying that the real money is in selling them when they are young?

The man with the ice-cream truck does look like a most unsavory character. Still, if there is chocolate ice cream involved...

Omnipotent Poobah: I believe you are right, that must be a picture of Newt when he was young! Clearly he had a Republican appetite even as a child.

Angry Ballerina: I am sure that Ape brains taste like butter. Human brains must taste like margarine.

 
At Fri Jun 08, 08:04:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Salted?

 
At Fri Jun 08, 12:53:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Well, seasoned to each persons particular taste I would imagine.

 
At Fri Jun 08, 01:23:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

You found a use for that creepy kid! Excellent! He looks so natural eating human brains. I see the beginings of a whole new ad campaign.

 
At Fri Jun 08, 04:19:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yes, that's right! That bratling is from your blog! He does look like eating brains come naturally to him, doesn't it? Thank you for the creepy pork n' beans kid!

 
At Sat Jun 09, 07:40:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

Anytime sir, anytime.

 

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