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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Rhetoric That Makes You want to Wash Out Your Ears with Oven-Cleaner

Laura Bush steps in it.

Via Mock, Paper, Scissors.

4 Comments:

At Wed Jun 06, 05:13:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I nearly peed myself over this one!
At Thu Jun 07, 07:53:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Most of George Bush's words deserve to be stepped on.
At Thu Jun 07, 02:43:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Or shat on, but I think he does that enough as is.
At Fri Jun 08, 05:57:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Yes, to poop on the presidents's words would most certainly be considered redundant.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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