Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

McCain Takes a Cue from the Audience.

Via Mock, Paper, Scissors.

5 Comments:

At Wed Jun 06, 12:03:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Thanks for the links, Dr. Z!

You're OK for an ape, in spite of that whole destroying mankind thing.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Jun 06, 02:34:00 PM, Sorghum Crow said...: Do his little legs run when he's dreaming?
At Wed Jun 06, 05:12:00 PM, Anonymous said...: First, I love Tengrain's signoff. Very classy. Kudos!

Second, make Nosferatu stop. PLEASE make him stop!
At Wed Jun 06, 06:58:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Did you know that the family name was actually 'Nosferatuliani' but some clerk at Ellis Island clipped it?
At Thu Jun 07, 08:04:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Tengrain: I can't image where you got the idea that apes destroy mankind. It is very clear that mankind destroys itself, as well as the entire planet. Apes just rule over mankind until the the Leader of the NRA destroys the world.

Sorghum Crow: No, but it is cute when he drools.

DCup: Tengrain is one classy guy! Nosferatu, eh? hmm...

Jess Wundrun: "Nosferatuliani?" He is a illegal alien! Someone call Lou Dobbs!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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