Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, July 02, 2007

Betty and Veronica Know Who is in Charge

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At Mon Jul 02, 10:25:00 PM, Anonymous Infidel753 said...

What kind of self-respecting ape
Would lend his site to such a jape?
For science shows us it's the chicks
Who need their daily man-juice fix.

Lawgiver's son with gold-furr'd hide!
Where sleeps thy Bornean male pride?
Gorillas, chimps, and I would know:
Art thou orang, or bonobo?

At Tue Jul 03, 06:58:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

That's great! You are a very gifted poet. I think that it is great that you wrote such cool poem just for Zaius Nation! Your subject matter is a little odd, but I shall answer you in verse:

Some poems rhyme
mine don't.


At Tue Jul 03, 07:54:00 AM, Anonymous Infidel753 said...

Your ladies state their case in verse;
My answer's doggerel, or worse.
Yet gender-pride debates in rhyme
So far, at least, are not a crime.

At Tue Jul 03, 08:14:00 AM, Anonymous mwb said...

Oh "Chess"

Initially I was quite disturbed that they had dildos shaped like the men in their lives.

At Tue Jul 03, 10:28:00 AM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Hmmmm, salt and pepper, but what is in the other shaker?



At Wed Jul 04, 08:45:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Infidel753: Ha! That is brilliant! I can't even write limericks. You are very talented, sir.

mwb: Hmm... Not quite sure what to say to that.

Tengrain: You mean Reggie? Oh, he's just full of it.

At Thu Jul 05, 09:20:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

There once was a man from the styx
Who enjoyed writing limericks
But he soon gave up the sport
because he wrote them too short


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