Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Monday, July 02, 2007

Betty and Veronica Know Who is in Charge

7 Comments:

At Mon Jul 02, 10:25:00 PM, Anonymous said...: What kind of self-respecting ape
Would lend his site to such a jape?
For science shows us it's the chicks
Who need their daily man-juice fix.

Lawgiver's son with gold-furr'd hide!
Where sleeps thy Bornean male pride?
Gorillas, chimps, and I would know:
Art thou orang, or bonobo?
At Tue Jul 03, 06:58:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: That's great! You are a very gifted poet. I think that it is great that you wrote such cool poem just for Zaius Nation! Your subject matter is a little odd, but I shall answer you in verse:

Some poems rhyme
mine don't.

;o)
At Tue Jul 03, 07:54:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Your ladies state their case in verse;
My answer's doggerel, or worse.
Yet gender-pride debates in rhyme
So far, at least, are not a crime.
At Tue Jul 03, 08:14:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Oh "Chess"

Initially I was quite disturbed that they had dildos shaped like the men in their lives.
At Tue Jul 03, 10:28:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Hmmmm, salt and pepper, but what is in the other shaker?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Jul 04, 08:45:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Infidel753: Ha! That is brilliant! I can't even write limericks. You are very talented, sir.

mwb: Hmm... Not quite sure what to say to that.

Tengrain: You mean Reggie? Oh, he's just full of it.
At Thu Jul 05, 09:20:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: There once was a man from the styx
Who enjoyed writing limericks
But he soon gave up the sport
because he wrote them too short

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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