Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Monday, July 02, 2007

Batman and Superman Have Burned Their GOP Membership Cards

5 Comments:

At Mon Jul 02, 04:33:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Yeah, right, like "the base" was ever going to accept guys who wear tights and capes.
At Tue Jul 03, 07:01:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: You should see what Karl Rove wears under his grey suit.
At Tue Jul 03, 07:27:00 AM, Anonymous said...: You should see what Karl Rove wears under his grey suit.

Ack! Another ghastly mental image I must now strive to banish from my mind's eye.
At Tue Jul 03, 10:29:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Yes, but the lace trim on Karl's... oh, never mind.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Jul 04, 08:38:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Yes, I agree with Tengrain. This is an Emily Latella moment. "Never mind."

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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