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Sunday, July 01, 2007

An Unsolicited Message from Scarlett Johansson

Labels: Scarlett

5 Comments:

At Sun Jul 01, 10:45:00 AM, SamuraiFrog said...: Love it! I may be biased, but this is my favorite post you've ever done!
At Sun Jul 01, 11:22:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Great post. Congrats.
At Sun Jul 01, 05:54:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: you have too much time on your hands. and i benefit from it.
At Sun Jul 01, 07:54:00 PM, Becca said...: Awwww Scarlet is so cute when she makes those sweet little bunny ears!
At Mon Jul 02, 09:45:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: SamuraiFrog: You just like it because of your love affair with SJ. That, and because the pictures are from your blog!

Dr. Monkerstein: Thank you, sir! Kind words from a fellow simian.

Angry Ballerina: *Sigh.* You are probably right about my wasting time.

Becca: Scarlett Johansson's scary bunny ears are indeed adorable. I found this quote by her especially endearing:

"The Republican National Convention."
-- Scarlett Johansson, when asked,
"Place where you'd never be found?" by Esquire Magazine

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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