Dr. Zaius here, with your election update for today. The campaign trail is fraught with many hazards and pitfalls, but in the end the eternal quest for power all boils down to one thing... Mindless prattle!
Unfortunately, The Monkerstein Campaign has released a hateful bit of vitriolic that gives Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator
the John Edwards
The Evil Dr. Monkerstein continues to mock his new toy, Evil Spock.
After boasting of his power over the Vulcan, Dr. Monkerstein provides evidence of his total control via his insidious mind control fez technology.
Noted cinema buff Samurai Frog
apparently cannot keep his films nor his characters straight as he unsuccessfully attempts to prove Dr. Zaius a Fraud.
has been taking some time off from his campaign to generate a pixel army of talking dolls via photoshop meme technology.
Motivational speaker Philo-Deux Speaks!
wants you to know that he is running his campaign at full tilt! Except he can't get on the internet right now, because his dohickey needs a new thingamajig. He still lives in a van... down by the river.