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Sunday, August 26, 2007

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8 Comments:

At Sun Aug 26, 12:57:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: The Friends of Paris wish you an early ראש שנה שמח for this Rosh Hashanah

Now it is time for them to blow the chauffeur, um shofar
At Sun Aug 26, 01:35:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: If that isn't the best reason not to do meth then I don't know what is.
At Sun Aug 26, 05:48:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Faces of Meth.
At Sun Aug 26, 08:16:00 PM, Fran said...: That is - wow, that is so wrong.
At Sun Aug 26, 10:49:00 PM, Swinebread said...: The smile is totally gone by 7-4-85
At Sun Aug 26, 10:54:00 PM, Swinebread said...: She’s gotta stop going to all those cult meetings in Innsmouth
At Mon Aug 27, 08:53:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: Ack! I thought you were talking Klingon there for a second! That's a pretty neat trick, getting those foreign characters to show up like that. Happy New Year to you as well! I will have to remember to celebrate September 12-14, after sunset by symbolically casting my sins away by throwing bread into some flowing water. Thanks to Wikipedia, I get your shofar joke!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein: Freakin' scary as hell, isn't it?

Angry Ballerina: It's very sad.

FranIAm: It's difficult to look at.

Swinebread: I think that she lost more than her smile.

Swinebread: Could it be the ravages of the Esoteric Order of Dagon's third oath, to marry a Deep One and bear its child?
At Tue Aug 28, 01:14:00 AM, Splotchy said...: I hope, hope, hope this is fake, but it's prolly not.

When I first saw it I was amused, but now I'm just sad.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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