Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Monday, August 20, 2007

They Made This Sign Just For Me

5 Comments:

At Mon Aug 20, 09:55:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: you are the walrus koo koo A-choo!
At Mon Aug 20, 04:08:00 PM, Sleestak said...: "No Nostril Lasers Allowed"
At Mon Aug 20, 11:28:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Dr. Zaius - it seems like a strange way to use chopsticks, but what do I know of futuristic monkeys?

Still, pretty amazing nasil control.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Tue Aug 21, 08:09:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: Yes, but I am also the Eggman. You are the Eggmen. Did you let your face grow long?

Sleestak: Now that's just silly, who would use nostril lasers at a Chinese restaurant? People only use nostril lasers at Italian restaurants.

Tengrain: Never question a person on the way they wear their chopsticks. The wearing of chopsticks can be a very personal matter.
At Sun Aug 26, 04:57:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Ya'll didn't know that is how some cultures pick their noses. It's rude to use your hand.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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