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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

6 Comments:

At Sun Aug 19, 09:57:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Benn there, felt like that.
At Sun Aug 19, 10:48:00 AM, Kelly the little black dog said...: All work and no play, makes jack a dull boy!
At Sun Aug 19, 12:05:00 PM, J.D. said...: Husband (thought): Make me some dinner or this severs your spine.

Wife (thought): I'll throw the hot coffee in your face and take the ax if you even think of doing a thing like that!

Son (out loud, out of frame): Should I just go to Grandma's again?
At Sun Aug 19, 02:35:00 PM, Michael Bains said...: If only . .
At Sun Aug 19, 05:30:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: babs the impaler discovers that her weapon of mass destruction, unlike saddam's, has been found
At Mon Aug 20, 08:53:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Yes, but were you wearing a snazzy white ski sweater at the time?

Kelly the dog: Heeeere's Johnny!

J.D.: Just another day at J.D. house? I thought that the coffee was poisoned...

MichaelBains: "One of these days, Alice, to the Moon!"

Distributorcap: So you think it is the wife's axe...Interesting. I did not think of that.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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